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59 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:45am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
( I have the app for this thing. So if it always says I am online, there's a good chance I am not)

I desire someone to adore. Someone who gets me. And I'm not saying that's easy. But true connections? They ain't easy to find. So I try to keep hope alive. Make me laugh and we're halfway there. A sense of humor is a wonderful thing. A muse would make me very happy.

I'm a creative person, and I act like it, definitely marching to my own syncopated drummer. I am a playwright and a director. When able, I love performing solo shows and voiceovers. I'm a big believer in self expression. My day job, however, is quite cool. In fact, the coolest job in New York. The special effects director,and certified pyro-technician, for a network TV comedy show.

I've been told that I'm a good blend of evolved gentleman and cocky-card-carrying caveman. (You cannot make that up. Well, you could. But I didn't.) I am wholesome and not so much at the same time.

Quite intuitive. I consider myself interesting, complex and opinionated. Most of all I'm a real man. I even watch real man sports like football, basketball, boxing and women's tennis. I love Bikram yoga. Great meditation and workout. That also means I like it hot, sweaty and intense, lasting for 90 minutes. (Double entendre thrown in for free!)

I'm looking for a fit and attractive woman who is intelligent with the ability to talk about anything and everything. I like women. And I seek someone sensible, creative and feminine. I truly appreciate and understand powerful, assertive women who may sometimes desire to surrender that power. I've been told that letting go can be liberating. I get that. Ethnicity is not important. Why would it be or should it be? Integrity, however, is very important. Mutual respect is paramount and I have an expert's radar for bullshit. (let me repeat that in slow motion: "I have an expert's radar for bull-shit.") Not a big fan of high maintenance for high maintenance sake. Not looking for a princess because I'm no prince. But I am quite charming.

I'm basically an honest person. But yes, I have told a little black lie. Who hasn't?

I used to think I knew exactly what I was looking for in a mate, but life has a way of telling you that you don't know jack crap. I really wish I could articulate my type. But maybe I just don't have one. I do know that I seek my best friend and a fantastic lover with relationship potential. I guess that's a good place to start.

I grew up on British comedies, Cheech and Chong and Richard Pryor, so you can imagine what that has done to my brain.
I’m really good at
Storytelling and conversation. Plus, I'm pretty respectful.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height and my baldness.

My friendliness and my kindness.

My playfulness and intelligence-ness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have eclectic tastes in food, theater, movies, tv, music, people and most things.
The six things I could never do without
1. Humor and laughter. (I'm laughing now)
2. Good teeth and good health. (I've already flossed)
3. Creativity and art. (gotta have it)
4. Friendship and affection. (give and take)
5. Every tool I'll ever need. As a member of the stagehand's union I am very handy.
6. Amazing sex. (the kind you keep practicing to perfection)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dark chocolate with almonds. Sometimes with cashews.

Why would a grown-ass woman ride a bicycle on a first date?

It's amazing how much hate mail I get for posting that question. So an explanation is needed to be clear. I try to be open-minded about it. I try. And I have no problem with bikes or bike-riders. But it's so uncool walking together with a metal machine in the middle. On a date! We can't even jump in a cab and go somewhere else if we want. I think it's limiting, immature, and I don't like it. So please don't contact me to express your ire. Especially since you're not interested my non-peddling ass anyway. And I know--I know, bike riding is why you have such great legs. I knoooowww. I'm always told that.

Why are religious people (even on here) often the most intolerant?

If you're in your late forties and in your fifties and you make a POINT of saying, you PREFER someone younger, you're probably not that deep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I moisturize daily.

I am uncontrollably sympathetic, empathetic and ridiculously sentimental. (Please keep my secret. My machismo could take a hit.)

I'm amazed at how many people get thrown by this question. Mmmm-maybe it's sense of humor time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 45–62
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you find yourself strangely and undoubtedly attracted to my essence.

you wanna MEET a real person with an open-mind. An easy going yet intense, cool yet animated, serious yet silly, gentle yet strong, hard yet soft, sexual yet cerebral, respectful, irreverent, perfectly flawed man. Sometimes a class act, sometimes a crass act--depends on the moment. I'm a sympathetic empathetic, very supportive friend. The absolute king of non-sequiturs. And yes, I think I'm mildly humorous.

A wise man once said, "don't let the muck from your last relationship muddy the clear waters of your next one." (okay, I said that.)

I'm a straight man who loves modern dance.

Common sense ain't common. (I said that too)

Recently found out I'm allergic to some dogs. But not cats. Arf!

My photos are recent and I'm usually a pretty casually dressed guy. But I clean up quite well when I want and I must.

No cigarette smoking is a must.

If you like what you've read, why not reach out and say hello? I would like that.