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East88th

52 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 48–58
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
( I have the app for this thing. So if it always says I am online, there's a good chance I am not)

Make me laugh and we're halfway there. A sense of humor is a wonderful thing and a muse would actually make me very happy.

I'm a creative man who definitely marches to his own super syncopated drummer. Astrologically a lion. A writer. And a theater director. I'm also a storyteller and I mostly perform solo plays. I guess that makes me a big believer in self expression and conversation.

My day job is quite cool. In fact, the coolest job in New York. I am the special effects director, which includes certified pyro-technician duties, for a network TV comedy show.

I was once called a blend of evolved gentleman and cocky-card-carrying caveman. (You cannot make this stuff up. Well, you could. But I didn't.) Also called a sapiosexual. Guess that means I'm attracted to intelligence.

Ethnicity is not important. Why would it be or should it be? Integrity, however, is very important. Mutual respect is paramount and I have an expert's radar for bullshit. (let me repeat that in slow motion: "I have an expert's radar for bull-shit.") Not a big fan of high maintenance for high maintenance sake. Not looking for a princess because I am nobody's prince. But I am quite charming.

I'm basically an honest person. But yes, I have told a little black lie. Who hasn't?

I used to think I knew exactly what I was looking for in a mate, but life has a way of telling you that you don't know jack crap. Keep hope alive.

I grew up on the humor of Monty Python, Cheech and Chong and Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx, Moms Mabley, Dick Gregory and George Carlin. So you can imagine what that has done to my brain.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ask me. If you dare.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have eclectic tastes in food, theater, movies, tv, music, people and most things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Humor and laughter. (I'm laughing now)
2. Good teeth and good health. (I've already flossed)
3. Creativity and art. (gotta have it)
4. Friendship and affection. (give and take)
5. Every tool I'll ever need. As a member of the stagehand's union I am very handy.
6. Amazing sex. (the kind you keep practicing to perfection)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I moisturize daily.

I'm amazed at how many people get thrown by this question. The key words are "willing to admit". Not private. Some people seem angered by this? Maybe it's sense of humor time, y'all.
You should message me if
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You find yourself strangely and undoubtedly attracted to my essence.

No cigarette smoking is a must.