Make me laugh and we're halfway there. A sense of humor is a wonderful thing and a muse would actually make me very happy.
I'm a creative man who definitely marches to his own super syncopated drummer. Astrologically a lion. A writer. And a theater director. I'm also a storyteller and I mostly perform solo plays. I guess that makes me a big believer in self expression and conversation.
My day job is quite cool. In fact, the coolest job in New York. I am the special effects director, which includes certified pyro-technician duties, for a network TV comedy show.
I was once called a blend of evolved gentleman and cocky-card-carrying caveman. (You cannot make this stuff up. Well, you could. But I didn't.) Also called a sapiosexual. Guess that means I'm attracted to intelligence.
Ethnicity is not important. Why would it be or should it be? Integrity, however, is very important. Mutual respect is paramount and I have an expert's radar for bullshit. (let me repeat that in slow motion: "I have an expert's radar for bull-shit.") Not a big fan of high maintenance for high maintenance sake. Not looking for a princess because I am nobody's prince. But I am quite charming.
I'm basically an honest person. But yes, I have told a little black lie. Who hasn't?
I used to think I knew exactly what I was looking for in a mate, but life has a way of telling you that you don't know jack crap. Keep hope alive.
I grew up on the humor of Monty Python, Cheech and Chong and Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx, Moms Mabley, Dick Gregory and George Carlin. So you can imagine what that has done to my brain.