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My self-summary Propose an edit

I am an 18-year-old student living in Saskatoon. I am fun, easygoing, intelligent, *happy*, and looking for similar people with whom to converse. In what amounts to my spare time I enjoy reading, cooking, baking, and woodworking. I appreciate confidence without arrogance and a wonderful sense of humour in others.
I am sex-positive, humanist, utilitarian, egalitarian, libertarian, and a freakin' atheist. There. My social views all summed up in one sentence, swearword optional.

I am bisexual and currently looking for a woman to talk and explore with.

I am deeply and soulfully in love with my guinea pig, Dawkins. She is the very picture of perfection. The way she nibbles my fingers with such grace and dignity makes me feel more complete than any man ever could.

simplenough is OK, too, I suppose.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I was on my way to a degree in bioinformatics, although that has changed, I believe. I am taking a year off and spending forty days in Thailand. After that I will be working and I have more than a few woodworking projects in mind. I do a little modeling on the side (hence the pictures above).

I'm really good at Propose an edit

English. Pulling shots of espresso (yeah, I make a mean shot). Telling people outrageous lies if I think it will shock them. If, over IM, I tell you that I used to be a man, it's because I want to shock your stupid, insecurity-covering sensibilities.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

My hair. It's purple! EDIT: It's pink! EDIT: It's brown. Sigh.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books (Fiction): The Bible. The World According to Garp, The Cider House Rules, A Prayer for Owen Meany, N-Space, Playgrounds of the Mind, The Princess Bride, The Golden Fleece, The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide, Oryx and Crake, Eleanor Rigby, Life After God, Hey, Nostradamus!, J-Pod, Microserfs, Tuck Everlasting, A Complicated Kindness, A Boy of Good Breeding, Summer of my Amazing Luck, The Little Prince...

Books (Non-Fiction): The God Delusion, The Origin of Species, The Man who Mistook his Wife for a Hat

Movies: Serenity, The Fifth Element, Shortbus, Gattaca...

Music: Disconnect, The Tragically Hip, SoCalled, A Perfect Circle, Fort Minor, Linkin Park, Bjork...

Food: Truffles! (I made them last night.) Stuffing, pickles, Nutella, steamed veggies, rice pudding, Chai tea with sugar and heavy cream...

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Good books, good company, good food, a huge fluffy blanket, an encyclopedia, and Unreal.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Social issues. My views don't exactly align with the majority of the population's.

I think about homophobia a lot. Let me put it this way: If you message me, and I find out you are a homophobe, I will rip into you. And anyone believes the "I'm not a homophobe, I just don't think it's right/natural/normal" speech, or, for that matter, the "I like gay people; some of my friends are gay. Just so long as they don't hit on me, we're OK" speech, OR the "children need a male and a female role model in their lives, therefore gays should not raise children" speech is full of shit and will be told so. Same goes for racists. Same goes for bigots of any sort. So, if you are a bigot, you will be told to fuck off. With extreme prejudice.

I also tend to think about my athiesm a lot. Sorry, that wasn't accurate. I tend to think about other people's non-athiesm a lot. My athiesm is pretty much completely unassailable; however, if you still want to try, bring it.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Working, actually.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I sometimes sleep with a stuffed hedgehog named Hossman.

OK, I lied. I often sleep with a stuffed hedgehog named Hossman.

You should message me if Propose an edit

How about this: You should *not* message me if you are in a relationship but want 'discrete' relations outside of it. Don't tell me you are "looking for something more"; that means you are in a relationship and want outside sex but aren't mature enough to end it. I am more than OK with polyamory, I am not OK with cheating. Just to clarify.

Oh, and - I will not fuck you if your subject line is "let's fuck". Strange but true.

Oh, and if one more person IMs me with surprise webcam shots of their cock, I will hunt them down and cut it off. Think you could take me? I took karate for eight years. Bring it on.

Also, you should not message me if you are jdawg4u. Seriously. Or this guy: SportMan22.

And, if you are a so-called Dom who thinks that you can dominate me and turn me on by being cocky over IM, think again. I like very few people, and respect even fewer, so the chances that I'll submit to you are extremely slim. In short, if you are looking for a sub and not a friend and lover you can fuck off.

Otherwise, feel free to message me about anything!

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