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27 McKinney, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:13pm
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Farsi (Poorly), Persian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Through the trials and tribulations of life I've come to realize that only thing that matters to me is the well being of those closest to me.

What's going on in my life right now:
I either go to school, go to the gym (where I plan to be a body builder), or go to sleep (where I pretty much enter a hallucinogenic state of being and vegetate for a few hours).

Things I'm interested in:
I like to disco! I like playing poker, watching movies, swimming, lifting weights, eating healthy, aquaponics, or day dreaming. I love to eat to the point that I feel sick (lethargy ftw!!!), and then just sit for a while.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work, work, work, school, school, school, gym, poker, sleep, party, clean, repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing situps. Pissing off my boss. Finding an excuse to take my shirt off. People tell me that I'm weird, but they say it like "weeeeeeiiird."
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts (not really at all). I have a bit of an accent that no one can recognize where it is from. I don't know where it could be from either (foreign accent syndrome anyone?).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I really enjoy reading anything poker related, biographies, hydroponics, aquaponics, Medieval science fiction,etc.
I like anything directed by Mel Gibson, and a whole lot of different action movies. American Pie, every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, Gremlins I & II, American Psycho, Planet Terror, The Untouchables, My Cousin Vinny, The Highlander, Jaws, Jurassic Park, Master and Commander, Stargate, Star Wars, Big Trouble in Little China, Short Circuit, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Braveheart, High Plains Drifter, Cast Away, DeathProof, Killer Clowns from Outer Space, Borat, Rounders, and Pretty Woman (but don't tell anyone!).

Music: I like techno, rock, some rap, and some top 20 crap! Here are bands on my playlist: The Black Keys, Foster the People, Ozzy, Guns N Roses, The Clash, Lady Gaga, ACDC, Van Halen, The Rolling Stones, Diary of a Madman, Benny Banassi, Sir MixAlot, Journey, Ram Jam, Heart, La Roux, Bloc Party, Led Zeppelin, 50 cents, Alice Cooper, The White Stripes, Billy Idol, Eddie Money, Benny Mardones, Weezer, Queen, Katy Perry, Cold Play (Sometimes I call them cold gay), kmfdm, Rammstein, Era, and many more...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family
2. My brain.
3. Oxygen
4. Water
5. Carbon atoms
6. My heart.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1.) Girls, the way the smell, how they smile, the way they walk.
2.) Giving someone a flying knee to the face.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes I dance dance with no pants, but other times I like to relax and unwind with a movie. Most of the time I'm working though :/
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was 13 I once almost accidentally committed suicide by wrapping a seat belt around my neck several times and pretending to be strangled in order to scare the beeejeeezus out of my mom. Unfortunately it is all pretense until someone hits the break and the seat belt locks. Needless to say I'm very thankful to my two brothers who ran into a nearby office building for scissors. So long story short, even though I'm a semi-intelligent guy I can make really stupid decisions...
You should message me if
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You think you know how to have fun, you are not a guy, or you didn't used to be a guy. No guys! (guys like me)