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My details

Last online
Dec 28, 2014
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6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Two-year college
Might want kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Hey i'm laurence (and i am not very photogenic HA!) All around an easy going guy. Some say a warped sense of humour, Frankie Boyle on crack? Having done martial arts for the last few years, and squash before that i consider my self reasonably athletic,
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently taking it on day by day. Half work, half play, spending nights in with friends, spending days off riding out on motorcycles. I consider myself 1/3 motorcycle geek 1/3 computer geek and 1/3 'normal person' what ever normal is these days...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking - i love it epically cooking for someone.
Listening - i know its cliché but i'll quite happily spend a few hours in a pub having a friend loose all their issues or just a general life rant at me, while giving them my 2 pennys. I make a good verbal target dummy :)
Technical things - i love how machines work, from attempting to fix motorbikes to sorting out computers for people.
Being a human radiator - A weird one i know! but even in the cold of winter i make a good snuggle.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That i can go on about bikes too much.
My 'loose' sense of humour, i can, and will joke about everything and anything, no bounds where that goes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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yes i am going to man up and say it Harry potter, so what its a good series!
The light of other days - an awesome si-fi book
The alex rider series - 14 year old boy plays james bond, But done in a compelling way
Graphic novels or comic books.

ALL ARNIE FILMS... i dont care the man is a god :p deal with it.
Lock, stock, and two smoking barrels - classic British cockney gangster flick.
The recent Batman trilogy - yes the dark knight was amazing, but i loved how the series evolved, from humble dark beginnings.
To be honest i cant really list all my favourites because there are so many, i love my moves any genre.

Tv shows: Not the biggest TV person, movies are more my thing but heres a few gems from the rough.
Dexter - the man is a legend
Scrubs - Dr.cox is the man!
Southpark - I love how they outrageously poke fun at current events, and well everything else that goes with it :P

Tbh anything that sounds good... from rock and metal all the way to trance/dance/club/house jazz, classical. Generally i dont like specific bands becuse often i find i only enjoy a selection of their songs so refuse to outright worship them based on a select few... well... AC/DC kick ass

Food... right this is a long one, i love food, and making something new every week.
Garlic chips
Poached eggs
Mexican food
and many more...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Motorcycles, The internet, Toast, Tea, Sex, Long hot showers.
STEAK! thats 7, deal with it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where to go next when i have time to myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with friends, Movies with friends, making sexy food for friends, computergames with friends, anything that involves other people so i can get out of my head for a short while.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen......
You should message me if
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You want to banter even if it doesn't go anywhere but to crazy town.