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EasyWayOut

26 / m / straight / single

Edwardsburg, Michigan, United States

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No first contact rating (eh?)

ever, so, and exhausted

My self-summary Propose an edit

my favourite shirt has a robot riding a vespa on it.

i've been accused by multiple acquaintances that i like books more than people. the same could be said about philip j fry and my ipod.

even though my health dictates that i cannot drink anymore, i will leave my drinking status as "desperately" because i miss it so so much.

i also really wish that Kurt Vonnegut had been my grandpa.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

recovering, trying to get that goddamned sara bareilles song out of my head.

update: i can operate heavy machinery again! travel/work is finally a possibility.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

putting books away, throwing breaking pitches, and the oxford comma.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

lake michigan and/or the pacific ocean.

putting moustaches on my favourite marine creatures.

when that goddamned state DVD set will finally come out.

the proper lineup and pitching rotation necessary for the chicago cubs to finally win another postseason game.

how much i miss jameson. nothing can match that flavor.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

probably on the phone with people that don't live anywhere near me.

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Questions He Cares About View all

Would you date someone who is bisexual?

· Yes

· No
How much can intelligence turn you on?

· Intelligence can turn me on a lot!

· Intelligence can turn me on a bit.

· Intelligence does nothing for me either way.

· Intelligence turns me off.
While passing by on a walk, you see another adult kick their dog - hard. Which of the following is closest to your response?

· Lecture the person.

· Inform the authorities.

· Kick the person - hard.

· Ignore it.
Do you space out or daydream a lot?

· All the time

· Never / rarely

· Sometimes
Would you consider having an open relationship, where you can see other people?

· Yes

· No

Tests He's Taken View all

Title	His Result	Your Result
Title	His Result	Your Result
How good of a Calvinball player are you?	Your Grade= A++ Amazing Calvinball knowledge and strategy!	Take it!
The Dirty Mind Test	Pretty Messy	Take it!
The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test	Pure Nerd	Take it!