I only get 100 characters to tell you all about myself? Shoot, that's going to be tough. What next? Oh, wait. it's 100 MINIMUM, not maximum. So, umm, I guess I don't read well. I could have just written "read good" but I thought that would've been a little too much. So, I appreciate grammar, I have that going for me. Which is nice.
I love people, stories, writing, reading, talking, arguing, laughing, loving, earlobes, Esquire, being loud, Facebook, and, umm, stuff.
I'm always the loudest person in the room.
I'm always the most outgoing person in the room.
But I'm also usually alone, so that isn't saying much.

1) Sports columnist for L.A. Daily News
2) Freelance writer for ESPN.com
3) Freelance writer for Beckett Magazine
4) Screenwriter
5) Scriptwriter
7) Substitute teacher

Writing, Arguing, Being funny, Analyzing movies, People watching, Cooking, Thumbwrestling, Poker, Being the center of attention, Unmentionables, Pottery. OK, I lied. I suck at thumbwrestling.

My vivacious personality and my eyes. Oh, and my ass. I've heard I have a great ass.

Favorite Music:Classic Rock
1) "Maybe I'm Amazed" - Paul McCartney
2) "Somebody to Love" - Queen
3) "Hey Jude" - The Beatles
4) "Get By With a Little Help From My Friends" - Joe Cocker
5) "God Only Knows" - The Beach Boys

80s / 90s Rock
1) "Living on a Prayer" - Bon Jovi
2) "Shot Through the Heart" - Bon Jovi
3) "Lightning Crashes" - Live
4) "Tell Her This" - Del Amitri
5) "The Man Who Sold the World" - Nirvana

Rap
1) "Regulators" - Warren G
2) "Big Poppa" - Notorious B.I.G.
3) "It Was a Good Day" - Ice Cube
4) "Hit Em Up Style" - Tupac
5) "Crossroads" - Bone Thugs

R&B
1) "I Can Love You Like That" - All-4-One
2) "Water Runs Dry" - Boys II Men
3) "Don't Leave Me" - Blackstreet
4) "Waterfalls" - TLC
5) "Untitled" - D'Angelo

Instrumental
1) "Ocean" - John Butler Trio
2) "Fanshaw" - El Ten Eleven
3) "From West Texas" - Explosions
4) "10" - Mogwai
5) "My Only Swerving" - El Ten Eleven

Country
1) "Walking in Memphis" - Marc Cohn
2) "Live Like You Were Dying" - Tim McGraw
3) "Love Somebody Like You" - Keith Urban
4) "Just To See You Smile" - Tim McGraw
5) "Thunder Rolls" - Garth Brooks

Oldies
1) "There Goes My Baby" - Drifters
2) "Stay" - Maurice Williams
3) "Tears of a Clown" - Smokey Robinson
4) "Little Darlin'" - The Diamonds
5) "You Send Me" - Sam Cooke

Random
1) "Hallelujah" - Jeff Buckley
2) "When Your Mind's Made Up" - Glen Hansard
3) "Nessun Dorma" - Luciano Pavarotti
4) "O Sole Mio" - The Three Tenors
5) "Sweet Thing" - Van MorrisonFavorite TV Shows:Comedies
1) Frasier
2) The Office
3) Fresh Prince of Bel Air
4) Arrested Development
5) Scrubs

HBO/Showtime
1) Entourage
2) Californication
3) SATC
4) John Adams
5) Curb Your Enthusiasm

Reality
1) The Pickup Artist
2) Celebrity Rehab
3) Scott Baio is 45 and Single
4) Top Chef
5) Surreal Life

Drama
1) Friday Night Lights
2) Law & Order
3) 24
4) Life
5) JourneymanFavorite Movies:Comedies
1) Knocked Up
2) Superbad
3) Zoolander
4) City Slickers
5) The Birdcage

Dramas
1) Forrest Gump
2) Good Will Hunting
3) Bucket List
4) Mr. Holland's Opus
5) Boogie Nights

Classics
1) Back to the Future
2) Goodfellas
3) Glory
4) Revenge of the Nerds
5) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Sports
1) Field of Dreams
2) Friday Night Lights
3) A League of Their Own
4) White Men Can't Jump
5) Jerry Maguire

Romantic come...fine, Chick Flicks - don't judge me
1) Love Actually
2) PS I Love You
3) The Notebook
4) Hitch
5) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Miscellaneous
1) Once
2) The Dark Knight
3) 300
4) Better Luck Tomorrow
5) Sideways

Animated
1) Ratatouille
2) Monsters, Inc.
3) The Incredibles
4) Finding Nemo
5) Lion KingFavorite Books:Thriller
1) Da Vinci Code
2) Angels & Demons
3) The Last Templar
4) Map of Bones
5) National Treasure

John Grisham
1) The Broker
2) The Brethren
3) The Runaway Jury
4) The Summons
5) The Partner

Miscellaneous
1) The Gay Talese Reader
2) High Fidelity
3) A Long Way Down
4) The Biggest Game in Town
5) Greatest Sportswriting of the Century

Non-books
1) Esquire
2) GQ
3) Men's Health
4) Anything by Pablo Neruda
5) Where the Sidewalk Ends

My friends.
Funny youtube videos.
Guacamole.
Water.
A notepad or computer.
Friday Night Lights.

The present.

Dancing my ass off somewhere.

Umm...Now my face is red. PM me.

You like Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill and/or Kevin James. And maybe Brad Pitt. I know a guy.