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Easy_Plateau

30 Somerville, MA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
4′ 10″ (1.47m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"The photo of you and Senator Dodd came today - very nice - he's not smiling though - did you say something mean to him?"
-- My father, demonstrating his utmost confidence in my ability to be professional.

What I am: Curious with a pretty smile. Grossly underestimated. Stubborn (only because I’m usually right), but warm. Independent and level-headed with a "no-nonsense" type of attitude. Maddeningly random (fair warning). Horribly impatient. A definite jeans and t-shirt kind of girl with the potential for more when the opportunity arises. Unmoved when another girl is wearing the same dress, especially since I could probably take her one vs. one anyway. Constantly scheming the system in an effort to satiate my wanderlust. A work in progress (like everyone, I hope).

What I love: Beards (on you, not me). Putting up a good front. Bundling up and hanging out on snowy nights at 3am when everything else is asleep. Trivia night. Meteor showers. Screwing around in the kitchen (with food). Gin & tonics. Impromptu front stoop picnics. Camping and Photography. Finding humor in ordinary everyday moments that most people might miss. Laughing at myself ('cause I can, and so should we all). Football (NYG. I'm going to get my ass kicked in this town now, aren't I?), indie rock/alt.country, and not feeling obliged to apologize for putting those next to each other in a sentence. Good food, great books and inspiring conversation.

Two truths and a lie: (I'll consider telling you which is which if you ask nicely)
1. I once got called out by a large gun-carrying Capitol Hill guard for calling him a smartass.

2. My friend and I were briefly detained by Chinese police in Beijing for inadvertently loitering on government property.

3. I'm named after a jai-alai arena.
What I’m doing with my life
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Former corporate "fluffer" for an international business machine. Peaced out of IBM to join the Boston startup scene and haven't looked back since. Currently I'm running business development for an awesome company that helps hardware entrepreneurs bring their products to market. The fun way of saying it is that I get to work with people who make drones and robots and weird stuff like electric rollerskates or coolers with built-in blenders.

These days I'm trying to focus a lot more on "working to live" as opposed to the other way around. Let's go on an adventure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh whether it is intentional or not (it usually isn't). Picking out an awesome cantaloupe. Telling you how I feel. Pushing people's buttons. Managing my money. Feigning interest. Kicking your ass in Paintball. Striking up conversation with cab drivers (the best so far have been in Baltimore). Consistently not being able to reach plates and/or glasses on the top shelf. Refusing help from others (I know, I'm working on it). Creating "WTF was I thinking" moments. Change. Accumulating freckles. Telling bad stories. Bullshitting.

My coworkers say I'm really good at looking like a high schooler when I wear my backpack around town... That will be sweet when I'm 50.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How much cooler I am than any of the chicks over here =====>

Or if we're being (somewhat) serious:

My eyes. My height (or lack thereof as many clever and observant people like to point out). My smile. My name. My stunning good looks and charming wit. Riiiight...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Shantaram, A Farewell to Arms, Game of Thrones, Music for Torching, McSweeneys/Eggers, Post Office/Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Apathy and Other Small Victories, The Things They Carried, Hugh Howey's Wool series, American Gods. I've also been working on reading a lot more historical non-fiction lately (ex. currently getting through Genghis Khan and the Making of the Modern World).

Movies: All the President's Men, The Manchurian Candidate (orig.), Spaceballs, Lost in Translation, Princess Bride, The Killing Fields, The Graduate, Rain Man, History of the World Part I, The Usual Suspects, Best in Show, Royal Tenenbaums, Memento. Finally saw The Darjeeling Limited recently. Did you just fuck that Indian girl?

Disney Movie (It deserves its own category): Sleeping Beauty

TV: Loved True Detective. House of Cards, The Killing, Parks + Rec, Party Down, The League, Veep, 60 Minutes, Curb Your Enthusiasm, West Wing, Breaking Bad, ESPN, History Channel stuff about the Vikings and/or Mongolians.

Music is a big part of my life and I love introducing people to new bands when they're open to it.

-->Lately listening to: Nude Beach, Jaill

Always:
...Typhoon, Wolf Parade, Bon Iver, The Drowning Men, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Wye Oak, Blind Pilot, We Barbarians, The Tallest Man on Earth, Local Natives, The Antlers, Surfer Blood, Silver Jews, Girls, Mt. St. Helens Vietnam Band, The Rural Alberta Advantage, Ryan Adams, Whiskeytown, Atlas Sound, The Shins, old school Modest Mouse, Dinosaur Jr., Sebadoh, Pixies, Sufjan Stevens, Interpol, Eric Clapton, Elvis Costello, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Sonic Youth, Centro-Matic, Eels, Neutral Milk Hotel, The National, Pavement, Songs:Ohia/Magnolia Electric Co. (RIP), Joanna Newsom blah blah...

Food: I could eat pasta every day that I'm not eating chinese, sushi, thai or malaysian. I'm a sucker for classic French cuisine and key lime pie (though not necessarily together). Mayo is gross. I still have dreams about the baozi in Beijing and fish amok in Cambodia. What's the greatest meal you've ever had?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My music collection.
A solid kitchen.
Football season in HD.
Long drives to nowhere.
Pistachio Gelato.
A confidant.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"There's a trigger somewhere; let's pull it."

How I always seem to be the person to finish off the last toilet paper on the roll.

Why I can't seem to let certain things go.

Why "they" let Tony Siragusa breathe.

How many episodes of Man vs. Food it is going to take for that guy to eat himself into a heart attack.

Whether or not having an OKCupid personality award for being "more indie" in fact makes me less indie. I can't keep up with these hipsters anymore.

Why I'm not living in San Francisco already.

Starting over.

How stupid the corporate "kudos" system is. Do people who make Kudos get kudos? My favorite was always the peanut butter one.

How much live music fucking turns me on.

How terrified I am of the idea that after death there is nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to "drink away the part of the day that I cannot sleep away." Not really, but you know....

Or catching a show around town.
Or at a house party.
Or cooking dinner for my ridiculous friends.
Or on my couch, with Reddit.

I think this explains my current take on the matter: What?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a strict rule about not making out during Giants games. Commercials are okay, though.

I cannot open a box with one of those tab/inserts without ripping shit to shreds to save my life.

Within the last year (and after many protests) I've been forced to accept that somewhere over the last 20 years my eyes have changed color from blue to some weird green thing, and I'm depressed about it.

I've dated guys as tall as 6'4. I know. It works; I promise.

I'm a lot more sensitive than you think I am.
You should message me if
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You get this.

You are secure, well-grounded and interested in something more meaningful than casual.

You can teach me something.

You are curious about the world.

You like girls who start their sentences with "you."