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Eat_Me_Out_Mom

19 / M / Straight / Single

Mesa, Arizona

His Details

Last Online
Today – 12:50am
Ethnicity
Black, White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm funny, smart, sarcastic, pessimistic about life, realistic, creative, cute as hell, I'm motha fuckin Caillou nigga and I originally made this account to fuck with random people, but decided to fill it all out because I have nothing better to do right now. I'm an awesome penpal too.
Oh and I'm all about that blog life http://gayassgrandma.tumblr.com/
What I’m doing with my life
I just started college
I’m really good at
Ceramics, reading people, math, puzzles, games, eating, making people laugh, being sarcastic, and being cute as hell
The first things people usually notice about me
My swag (not really) eyes, jawline, glasses, and my hello kitty phone-charms. I'm 2kawaii4u~~
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I really haven't read that much, I can't find anything that interests me.

Anything comedy, action, 2spooky, and some romantic films.

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Adventure Time, Pokemon, and some other stuff I can't think of.

Anything from Sex Cult (Designer Drugs, Monolith, Black Matter etc...), The Prodigy (huge influence in my life), Trap (Baauer, RL Grimes, CRNKN, WRKD, list goes on) DnB (Spor, Pendulum, Netsky) Dubstep, Electro, House, Grindcore, Death House, Witch House, Experimental, Indie, Grimes, Die Antwoord, Acoustic, Grunge, some rap and hip hop, Jungle, Drumstep, all that gooood shit. I could literally go on for hours, dont fuck with me. Music is a big deal to me.

Anything that is meaty, cheesy, potato-ey, or sushi-ey, you should probably drop in my stomach now.
The six things I could never do without
Music, friends, my pets, based gods, tea, and the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music, technology, life, death, the future, space, art, people, and places.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm only 4 years old and I think I'm Caillou nigga
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
you hail satan