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Eat_Me_Out_Mom

20 M Mesa, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
snapchat: gayandblack

gr-o-ss.tumblr.com

Instagram: gaypornblog

originally made this account as a joke. now I just talk to people cause why not.

Also I just realized, my profile is pretty dead compared to others. Oh well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wasting it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being sad and cute
writing love letters
listening to music
Ceramics - throwing and hand building
(surprisingly) working with children/babysitting
working with the special needs
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses
My dark humor
I look like I'm dying
My tattoos because people find them offensive
I'm very charismatic
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lolita, Black Swan, Inception, Wolf Of Wallstreet, Her.

The Office

https://soundcloud.com/jacob-lucas-3 (this isn't all I listen to, and I'm always up to talk about music it's my life)

sushi, burritos, phō, Kung pao chicken
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
based gods
tea
coffee
burritos
music
my glasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What other people think about
If I'll ever meet someone like me
The ghosts in my house
The time Alice Glass spit whiskey into my mouth while I held her in the air
Aliens
Cute dumb girls
Burritos
Other languages 😔 I wish I knew more than English
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a rave, drinking a lot of vodka, or sad and alone listening to slowed down versions of songs
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like choking and beating girls (sexually) ((I also like to cuddle ok))
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to talk
About anything
You have an accent

I usually don't message anyone because most girls get 728384 messages a day, not like they'd see mine.

You look like you're sad and dying

I can touch ur butt and/or choke you while telling you how pretty you are.
I can spit in your mouth while we cuddle.

If I don't respond please don't take offense. I usually try to get back to everyone. Sometimes I'm busy. Sometimes I just don't feel like talking