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originally made this account as a joke. now I just talk to people
cause why not.
Still lots of satire
Also I just realized, my profile is pretty dead compared to others.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a felon for now, so not much sadly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing love letters
Ceramics - throwing and hand building
(surprisingly) working with children/babysitting
working with the special needs
The first things people usually notice about me
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Idk but my mom said I was handsome and if you disagree with her
you're a fucking idiot because she's always right.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lolita and anything Ghibli
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(this isn't all I listen to,
and I'm always up to talk about music)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cute sad girls
I don't need anything else
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What other people think about
If I'll ever meet someone like me
The time Alice Glass spit whiskey into my mouth while I held her in
Cute dumb girls
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a rave, drinking a lot of vodka, or sad and alone listening to
slowed down versions of songs
You should message me if
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you're an emotionless shell of a human being
if you watch and enjoy "The Big Bang Theory" you can go fuck
Who are you looking for?
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