I had a profile on here a while ago but I deleted it because you're all horrible people, I thought I'd pretty much ran out of people I wanted to talk to and the only interest I ever got was from sexually charged older men.

And now I have to reword an essay I can't quite remember that gracefully corrupts the handsome image you have of having looked at my pictures.

Or I could just tell you about what a geek I am, either way is fine for me. I like books, art, manga, anime, films from the 90s, music not from before the 90s, comedy from whenever, the vidya and obscure Japanese fascinations. I generally dislike the various fan bases associated with each of these points of interest.

Good question.

Joining the Army for the most part or at least trying to.

The last memorable thing I've done was spend 8 months living in Japan because I could.

The last memorable thing before that I'd rather forget.

Convincing people I have a superiority complex.

My height, I'm 6' 4".

Or rather, my nipples. You know, because that's around the height most people come up against me.

The second thing they notice is my incredibly proper English accent. I don't know where it comes from. I have no inherited wealth and I didn't go St. Edwards School for Young Upper Class Twats but you'd never believe that once you hear me speak.

Music: I resent the long lists of bands people come up with, usually with My Chemical Romance in there somewhere and a bunch of indie bands it's hip to like because no one has ever heard of them. So I'm just going to say I listen to a lot of OSTs for video games and anime as well as Anamanaguchi even though you've probably never heard of them.

Am I cool yet?

Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Mushishi, Kino no Tabi, Natsume Yuujinchou, Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann, Spice and Wolf, Hidamari Sketch, Death Note (but only a first half, oh my), Kaiji, Sayonaro Zetsubou Sensei and so on.

Manga: Blame!, Nana to Kaoru, Nausicaa, Welcome to the NHK, Yotsuba&!, Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou, Saikano, Natsu no Zenjitsu, Narutaru, Milktea, Koi Kaze, King of Thorns, Hourou Musuko, Happy Go Lucky Days, Blue Drop, Eden, GHOST Kana, Uzumaki, Blood Alone, anything by Horihone Saizou, and an obscene amount of one-shots and other titles I can't think of right now. I like my manga.

Books: World War Z, Lolita, 1984, I am Legend, Dune, Destination Void, The Zombie Survival Guide, Ender's Game, Fight Club, and The Dice Man. Anything by Marquis de Sade, H.P. Lovecraft, Ian Irvine and Terry Pratchett.

The Vidya: Silent Hill series, Fatal Frame series, Final Fantasy Tactics, Baldur's Gate series, Persona 3/4, Shadow of the Colossus, MGS1&3, Okami, Ace Combat series, Phoenix Wright series, Monster Hunter series, Advance Wars series, Demonophobia, Knytt Stories, Cave Story, and Yume Nikki. And these are just what I can think of off the top of my head. I haven't even started on Point and Click games.

1) Haemoglobin.
2) Misanthropy.
3) Apotemnophilia.
4) Autogynephilia.
5) Literature.
6) The Internet - hook it to my veins.

Fetishism.

Drinking. Home. Alone. Isn't it sad?

I think guro is delicious.

I'm a sucker domineering men and women, especially if they appear to be the more submissive type. If that's you then you can peg me any time you wish.

That was never a secret though.

If you've got a conversation in you.

If you've got a spine and don't let yourself be intimidated by anything you read here. My frankness can be intimidating, apparently, so I've been told. I don't get it personally. But seriously, if you have no balls and are likely to take offence at frank and direct opinion then don't message me.

If you're not going to butcher the English language.