Relaxed swagger, deep voice. People tend to ask me if I got any sleep the night before. The truth? More than enough. I just come off as sleepy most of the time.

I learned how to be funny when I was a fatty-fat teenager. (Because that's all I had going for me.) Either way, somebody is usually laughing, and it's probably me.

Also, character limits piss me the fuck o

Currently training to be a mixologist(lol, inorite?) but the money is good, and it's one of those jobs that you can drink at WITHOUT people giving you 'that look'.

I've been traveling around, and enjoying my quickly diminishing youth while I can by doing so. For now though, I'm staying in SF for a while.

I actually graduated from Space Camp.

-Finding the humor in anything. Especially if I can laugh at myself.
-My finances.
-Making out.
-Stovetop cooking.
-Internetting.
-Computering.
-Making up words.

Probably my physique. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and I have literally the same body. It's uncanny really.

Books? Eh, I can get into just about anything if the writing is good/informative. From textbooks, to fantasy, to sci-fi, to historical fiction, to dry finance books - I'm not too picky.

I will admit though, that back when I was a little butter-ball 10-year-old, I started reading Game of Thrones, and have been following the book series ever since. The series/show brings out the geeky kid in me.

As far as movies go, I like shitty action movies from the late 80's/early 90's. A la Die Hard, Terminator, etc. I'm also partial to shitty horror movies.

Not too picky about T.V. shows, as long as it isn't Two and a Half Men, or Scrubs. (Seriously.) I do enjoy the HBO series quite a bit.

I don't take music very seriously anymore. I used to play a billion different types of instruments, and wanted to be a rockstar when I grew up, but then I, well, grew up. Nowadays I just listen to top 40 and hip-hop 'cause it's funny, and not horrible to listen to(mostly.)

I'm a fan of food of nearly every variety.

Money,
Money and the cars,
Cars and the clothes,
Hoes.

How to disarm and detain an armed man in a ski-mask if he were to ever walk into the coffee shop I was sitting in.

I'm also driven, for some reason, to take SOMEONE to go see Titanic in 3D.

Slangin' overpriced dranks to the masses.

If not, I'm probably going to the gym, tanning, or doing laundry.

I don't get jealous. For some reason this fucks with people.

You're Oprah rich, and Mila Jovavich hot.

...Or you want to get a drink.

Also, if I give you stars without a message, it's probably because I'm saving your profile for later messaging.