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35 San Diego, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 12, 2013
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a goofy, random, rediculous, dork. I have a big heart, have a great love for marine mammals, enjoy epic face-making battles with kids, cracking jokes about everything, making fun of my friends, lovingly, rough housing with dogs, thinking about how amazing life is, all of it, battling between right and wrong, quoting South Park, Anchorman, speaking in accents, and geeking out about Game of Thrones. I'm a geek on the outside and a hippy on the inside, and a rediculous goofball all over.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pointing out stupid shit that people do, making a fool out of myself, saying the most inappropriate thing for any given situation, speaking in accents, poorly. Doing the robot, also poorly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, my intentionally ridiculous shit eating grin, my immaculately trimmed beard, my deep and sensual voice, my dry as fuck wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Judd Apatow, Quentin Tarantino, The Departed, Memento, 50 First Dates, Saving Private Ryan, Million Dollar Baby, too many to list!
Music: Folksy/Alternative mostly. Pearl Jam, AWOL Nation, Of Monsters and Men, Muse, Mumford and Sons, Smashing Pumpkins, Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros, Violent Femmes, Arcade Fire.
Shows: Parks and Rec, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Portlandia, Community, Breaking Bad.
Food: I love love love trying new food. Huge fan of sushi, Thai, Mexican, and Indian. Anything with big bold flavors and spices.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Abstract things or physical things....hmmm, I'll do both!
1. Randomness
2. Showers
3. Laughter
4. Avocado
5. Phone
6. Puppies...?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Right and wrong, how fucked up most religions are, the wonders of evolution, the horror and beauty of human nature, the scale of the universe, human potential, and sex, well, mostly sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sushi + beer + more beer + fun shenanigans.


Beer + more beer + mixed drinks + little something else + yelling at random people + laughing at everyone + batman. Always batman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a secret man-crush on Paul Rudd. He will be mine.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a sassy girl who can keep up with me. You enjoy intellectual conversations, can laugh at yourself, and can cook some yummy eggs. Don't really care how educated you are, if you aren't clever or witty, move along.