Hello!I am a weird creature who likes going to gigs/pubs/rock clubs and dancing like a maniac, singing, writing lyrics, drawing and making greetings cards!I'm creative,me!:) I've recently started going to pole-dancing classes aswell, which are pure aceness!:) Oh, and I like masturbating!Does that count as a hobby?; ):D
I love alternative clothes, and love to design and make my own things!I have an affinity for anything green, purple, multicoloured, silver or sparkly, and its SO much fun to have a style that is individual!:D Er,yeah.Hamster balls and stuff.....*walks away*.....:D

I'm looking for a band to sing in at the moment,preferably of a punk-esque nature,but with various other influences aswell!Am also trying to get into modelling of the alternative clothes or generally bizarre variety!(9 to 5 was never really my thing,and I am NOT a morning person!:D)

-Being random!(Look!Sheep!)
-Wearing far more different colours than is good for me!
-Pissing off boring people,and provoking the response"OK,then...." :D
-Identifying the small,intricate details of things,that most people miss.Quite frankly,this skill is a pain in the arse!Ignorance is bliss in this shitty,fucked up world....
-Using words that don't actually exist!(Mimmulartus!Smoo!)
-Writing miserable-git-esque lyrics!
-Annoying your mother.

-My general clumsiness!*Carries plates across a padded room,drops them,smashing them on the floor*:D
-My hair of multicoloured edibleness!:P
-The rather individual way I dress!
-(In a club)My dancing!

I enjoy reading novels,but find them far too addictive and time-consuming to read them regularly.I'm more of a music magazine person.(I also read those crappy women's/celebrity gossip magazines that are full of spelling mistakes and missing punctuation!:D Tis merely a guilty pleasure for entertainment value!Honest!:D)

Films....anything that isn't depressing and leaves me feeling happier than I did at the beginning!I LOVE anything Tim Burton-esque-Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands and the like....but not Mars Attacks!That was rubbish!I also like cartoony/animated things like Finding Nemo etc,and romantic comedies like Four Weddings and A Funeral.I also like action films,and films set in the past/period dramas,like Robin Hood:Prince Of Thieves, despite Kevin Costner keeping his American accent all the way through the film!

Music-I like most genres of music-pop, rock, dance,etc, but my first love has to be punk music!I also like ska, ska-punk, rock and some melodic metal. Bands I like(amongst others):The Offspring, Bad Religion, Green Day, Blink-182, The Vandals, Less Than Jake, Billy Talent, System Of A Down, (pre-2003)A.F.I., Antiflag, Madness, NOFX, Serpico, Lostalone, The Ramones...The list goes on...:)

Foodage-I am the human dustbin!:D I will eat most foods,to be honest!I like my toast and coffee.I LOVE prawn cocktail,with salad and chips,and also have a penchant for any kind of big sandwich!:P Like most girls,I love chocolate!I can eat red meat,but don't like it that much,and the only things I won't eat are things with offal(animals' organs) in them-faggots,and the like.(And I'm not referring to gay men,here!And why would they want a girl to eat them anyway?!:D)

-Every single side of your hexagonal mother.
(Oh,and my bum!How would I sit down without it?!:P)

Your mother.
Oh,and what it would be like to be paid for doing something I love-singing in a band,writing,fashion design.....*sigh*...I also think about sex far more than is healthy for a girl!And about how most people don't get my sense of humour,and sometimes don't take me for who I am!
:( You lucky,openminded people,who actually laugh when you read things I've written are few and far between!I need to round you all up in one place!:)

In a frying daze......
This does not compute!The word"typical" has not been recognised!:P It varies according to my mood,and what my friends are doing.I like going to rock pubs and clubs,and the cinema...sometimes both!:) However,if I'm a tired bunny,I prefer to stay in and chill with nice food and DVDs.Bliss!:)

I like shaving balls.Big hairy balls.............Seriously though,why would I put anything remotely secret on here?!!

You fancy a chat or a date,and are openminded,unshockable,laugh-out-loud funny and could never be described as"too nice",or"boring"!No simpering dullards here,please!:P Owning a small blue duck(I said DUCK!:D),preferably kept on short,silver lead would also be an advantage,but not essential.:D (I come out with this kind of thing on a regular basis,without being under the influence of anything!Who the fuck needs LSD,eh?!! :D)