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  • Ages 20-25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English, Chinese (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A six year old once gave me this advice, "Here's how you get girls to like you. First, get sunglasses. Then a haircut. Wear a tuxedo. Most importantly, act real cool while walking." Not sure how I've managed to fail after such genius was imparted on me, but here I am.

As for me, well I like to think of myself as an intellectual. I thoroughly enjoy rambling about existential nonsense that has no real pragmatic uses. I have an insatiable curiosity. I absolutely love learning. I prefer discussing ideas as opposed to people or things. I have a dry and sarcastic sense of humor (clearly a super original trait). My favorite literary devices are irony and satire. I prefer coffee (or tea, I'm not picky) to alcohol. I love the sounds of a Thunder Storm. I find beauty in elegant solutions to complex problems. I believe people ought to celebrate the geekiness and quirkiness within all of us. I can be somewhat socially awkward/oblivious at times. I consider myself an empathetic individual. I believe solidarity amongst people is extremely important. I often go out of my way to make others feel comfortable. The items I value most are my friends and my interpersonal relationships. My ambition in life is to make a difference in the world in some way.

And if you're not into any of the above I still have the sunglasses and the tuxedo, just saying.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and trying to build up some experience in my field.

Picking up random skills I'm interested in when I have the time.

Board Game nights! They're the shit.

Filling in the gaps with some vidya games and TV shows.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening: I’m a great listener. I always actively try to understand and dissect what the other person is saying. If they desire feedback I try my best to provide it, but if they just need someone to vent to I'm cool with that too.

Conveying my thoughts: I believe I’m proficient at getting my ideas across to other people. I’m still working on brevity.

Programming: Sexy right?

Rubik’s Cubes: It’s actually pretty easy to solve when you get the hang of it. I could teach you (but I’d have to charge).

Underwater Basket Weaving...okay maybe not.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I ball so hard mother fuckers wanna fine me.

Seriously though, probably my ethnicity. After that maybe my glasses. I couldn't really tell you.

As cliche as it sounds, my personal favorite physical quality of mine are my eyes. They are this rich amber brown color.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ender's Game (series) by Orson Scott Card (apparently he's a major homophobe...kind of feel awkward about this now)
God's Debris by Scott Adams
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
1984 by George Orwell
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
Harry Potter (series) by J.K. Rowling
A lot more, feel free to ask.

The Dark Knight
Star Wars (Original Trilogy)
Every Single Pixar Movie (except Cars 2)
How to Train Your Dragon
Pulp Fiction
The Princess Bride
Liar, Liar
The Lion King
A Beautiful Mind

Avatar: The Last Airbender
How I Met Your Mother
White Collar
Modern Family
Arrested Development
Dr. Who
Just jumped onto the GoT and Walking Dead bandwagons as well.

I can listen to pretty much anything. Give me a good melody and a solid beat and I'll rock out to whatever you play for me. I've recently been embarrassingly obsessed with K-Pop though.

Everything. I'm not too picky of an eater. I'm especially partial to strong flavors and spices though. I also really like Chinese food (shocker, I know).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Okay so the following are not necessarily things I can't live without, but they certainly improve my quality of life. I've left off some more obvious things like Friends/Family etc. because they're givens.

1. The Internet. Staying connected to the world and the most valuable source of information on the planet is pretty important.

2. Skiing. Kind of weird since I live in Florida, but Skiing is probably my favorite out door activity.

3. College Football in the Fall. Saturdays are holy from September through early December.

4. Comfortable Pair of Jeans. Comfortable being the opportune word here.

5. My Curiosity. "The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand." - Frank Herbert

6. Resse's Peanut Butter Cups. Because that shit is mother fuckin' delicious.

Reddit gets an honorable mention.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The vastness of the universe and how small our existences are in the grand scheme of things. Our whole entire planet is less than the size of an Atom on the Universal scale. What's even crazier to think about is how far it goes in the opposite direction. We can't really even comprehend how small electrons, protons, or quarks are. The relative difference between the smallest existing particles and the size of the known Universe is mind boggling.
Whether or not humans as a species will eventually come to an understanding on a global scale. Ultimately we all have the same desires and needs yet we artificially divide ourselves into arbitrary groups. It would be cool if I could live long enough to see a day where a true global society formed.
Various ideas discussed in TED ( talks.
Why my patented technique of mouthing the words I love you at girls stopped at red lights never seems to work.
Why I ever thought it was a good idea to make this whole profile page so damn long.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I enjoy going out to Trivia nights at bars. Bowling and ice skating are also fun activities I partake in. Karaoke can be fun too. During the fall I watch a lot of College Football. But I feel that it’s less about the activity and more so the company you keep. With the right people, anything can be fun. To further that thought: I've personally had the most fun just sitting around and having really engaging conversations with some close friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Batman.

Other than that let's see...

I'm kind of terrified of people not liking me. I understand on a logical level that it's impossible to please everyone, but that doesn't really make it any easier for me to not try.

Seeing meaningless phrases like "down to Earth" and "love to laugh" makes me want to punch a baby. Seriously, it's on every single bloody profile. I mean what kind of sick person hates laughing? Other than during those occasions where you laugh so hard that it hurts to breathe I mean, although those tend to be pretty fun as well. Please, for my sanity (and the babies! Think of the babies!), write something more descriptive.

I'd like to defend myself here and say that I do not actually advocate the punching of babies (they're just too darn cute).
You should message me if
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Jesus, did you actually read all that? Congratulations! Please give yourself a well-deserved pat on the back. If I haven’t bored you to death or scared you away by now feel free to shoot me a message. I’ll be nice, I promise. Taking the initiative would impress me.

Finally, thanks for taking the time to browse my page here. I really do appreciate it.