As for me, well I like to think of myself as an intellectual. I thoroughly enjoy rambling about existential nonsense that has no real pragmatic uses. I have an insatiable curiosity. I absolutely love learning. I prefer discussing ideas as opposed to people or things. I have a dry and sarcastic sense of humor (clearly a super original trait). My favorite literary devices are irony and satire. I prefer coffee (or tea, I'm not picky) to alcohol. I love the sounds of a Thunder Storm. I find beauty in elegant solutions to complex problems. I believe people ought to celebrate the geekiness and quirkiness within all of us. I can be somewhat socially awkward/oblivious at times. I consider myself an empathetic individual. I believe solidarity amongst people is extremely important. I often go out of my way to make others feel comfortable. The items I value most are my friends and my interpersonal relationships. My ambition in life is to make a difference in the world in some way.
And if you're not into any of the above I still have the sunglasses and the tuxedo, just saying.