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34 M West Hartford, CT

I’m looking for

  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jun 1, 2010
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm not Orlando Bloom, and I can't promise flowers every day, but I HAVE seen flowers bloom in Orlando.

Yes, it's corny, but what can I say? I've lived in Connecticut for my entire life, and we're staying here for a while. We're saving money for trips and fun stuff, and eventually buying a house/land somewhere.

I do have a wife, one I love very much. We're both looking for new friends, or even people we can hang out with sometimes. We've talked a lot, and we'd both like another sweet lady to join us, either temporarily or permanently. My wife is on here too as lovesbunnies, so feel free to take a look at her profile, and say hi if you're interested!

Right now, I'm working in finance in Avon, CT, saving money for both the move and for treating my lady (and eventually, the ladies in my life) well.

I love off-color jokes, watching anime (One Piece and Samurai Pizza Cats, for example), and reading everything I can get my hands on, and finding good music to listen to, especially older bands like The Beatles and The Who, to name a few. I try to keep my friends in good spirits, and can be relied upon to lighten the mood whenever I can. If I'm bored, I'm always up for spending some time in a coffeehouse, cafe, or browsing Barnes and Noble with a coffee in hand.

Feel free to message me if I've piqued your curiosity. Even if we can't hit it off, I'd still like to meet new friends!

I am mischievous, quick-witted, and down-to-earth
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now, I'm working in Avon for Connecticut Online Computer Center--COCC. I'm there to do a job, and dammit if I don't do it well.

I'd like to go back to school and get a teaching degree. Not just because I'm lazy, and would like a three month vacation, but because I actually like teaching. Physics is where it's at, y'all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cheering people up. But usually, only if I like you. I wouldn't put anyone down, no matter what (I had enough of that when I was younger), but if I like you, I always want to see you smile. Everyone's prettier with a smile on their face. :)

I'm also really good at being lazy, and wasting time, but those aren't anything special, since anyone can do them.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My face (duh) and smile? I tend to think people notice my glasses first, but I don't often go up to strangers and ask "Hey, what's the first thing you notice about me?", because then the answer would be "How rude you are."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love reading, so for brevity's sake, I'll list my absolute favorites: Dune, One Piece (manga), Fairy Tail (manga), Lord of the Rings, Snow Crash (and anything else by Mr. Stephenson), and The Wheel of Time. There're many, many more, but like I said, brevity.

I'm not too big into movies. Most of Hollywood today is crap. But for TV shows, I'm a big fan of House, MD, Scrubs, and Survivorman. No, not Survivor; Survivorman.

I was big into JPop and JRock for a while, but I've branched out as I've matured. Queen is my favorite band of all time, but I also like The Beatles, The Who, David Bowie, and occasional songs from a bunch of other bands. I'll try anything once.

I'm a big fan of eating. My girlfriend makes the best teriyaki chicken, but I'll eat almost anything. I just tried Thai cuisine for the first time, and I apparently like spicy foods. Who knew?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(The four things I could never do without. Six is too damn many.)

- My iAudio. If I can't listen to music, I get annoyed more easily.
- A book in my pocket. When I get bored, I read. I get bored a lot. I read a lot.
- My DS and games. I'm a gamer, too. Advance Wars ftw!
- My boots. I need new ones, but I wear my boots every day. They do squeak on tile floors, though. :(
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Probably what other people think about, just from another angle. Yes, I think about money... as a tool for what I want. Yes, I think about life... as an adventure waiting to happen. Yes, I think about love... as something that should be given more freely than it is.

I also think about sleep, but that's only because I'm tired right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In work. I work second shift. :(

(That just means that my girlfriend would want someone else to stay home with her until I get there. ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think Weird Al Yankovich is amazing.
You should message me if
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You'd like to meet up for a cup of coffee, or to swap books, or if you're interested in meeting both myself and my lady, to get to know us both better. I'd like to make new friends, and I'd hope that maybe one of those friends would want to move forward with a relationship. But if not, that's OK, too.