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31 M Stockton, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
When drinking
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Might want kids
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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How does one condense oneself? Well, I'm laconic in person if not so much online. Oblivious most of the time. Loyal to a fault to those I care for and indifferent to strangers and loose acquaintances. I've been called a grouch, a sweetheart, dirty minded and big hearted. Although the last might have been a warning about a potential congenital condition...

I tend to be rational to a fault. It's a very rare occasion when I act without thinking. Conversely I'm pretty sentimental; getting attached to places and things because of the memories they help me recall.

I'm opnionated. They aren't always the best opnions from a social standpoint, and more often than I care to admit the opnion was formed before I obtained all of the facts.

I refuse to define myself with simplistic terms like "fun" or "adventurous", these are flimsy cop-out terms that serve only to make the user seem generically interesting. Besides, what's fun to me may not be, and probably isn't, fun to everyone.

I dislike urban environments intensely. Words like loathe come to mind. You will only find me in a city or suburb in times of absolute necessity.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working part time for Nationwide Insurance in Fredonia, NY while I finish my Bachelor's Degree in anticipation of taking over the family agency when mother decides to retire.

I've just moved home from a few years in Nashville, TN and am currently looking for a more permanant living situation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing in particular. Lifetime of dabbling leaves one with a broad range of "sort of good at", but no real expertise.

I am a wellspring of useless trivia and information.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The people I'm hanging out with, lol. I tend to fade into the background in most situations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorites, eh? Hm, well I am fond of JRR Tolkien, George RR Martin, David Gemmel, Joe Abercrombie, Patricia Briggs, Laurel K Hamilton... Arrow is an alright show, love Big Bang Theory... Music is a waste of time and food is a chore.

With movies I tend toward the slightly campy, with a preference for horror and action films. Particulaly if there is a subtext of social commentary, it's what makes a movie like Night of the Living Dead or Robocop have much more of a cult following and therefor staying power than something empty and flashy with special effects like the Fast and Furious Franchise.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, water, shelter, sleep, caffeine, and sarcasm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, philosophy, psychology, Human behavior... Basically why things are the way they are, and how could they be better.
... And puns. Lots and lots of puns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting on this or that video game or board game with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate to travel. Growing up my parents wanted me to be cultured, so I've been dragged to nearly all 50 states, Canada, Mexico, several Caribbean islands and about a third of Europe. I've been there, I have the tee shirts, I have the photographs, I'm done. If I never have to go more than 50 miles from my house again, that would be wonderful.
You should message me if
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You find awkwardness and puns endearing.

You can only ever concieve of the term "Foodie" as something derogatory.

You're from South of the St. Lawrence. I've nothing against Canadians, lovely people most of the time, but crossing the border for a date or hookup is just too much of a hassle these days.