FIRST OF ALL,TO ALL OF YOU WHO FOLLOW MY PROFILES AND WRITE SUCH NICE STUFF THANKYOU!!!!

Since this is the internet , A person can become anyone they wish so in a blatant and vain attempt to gain more attention than my rivals I have chosen one of my alter egos-------------
Today I am a SUPERHERO
I come from a planet way the hell out in space called Cool Planet, and everyone there is born with really cool superpowers ( even superman cried when he heard all the cool stuff we could do )OH!and we can control the power cosmic ( not sure what that is but it sounds really powerful). Sometimes when our planets blow up or our suns supernova we go to other planets that have no superpowers and show off.
And thats sort of what I am doing here. So please remain calm , relax , Just try to pretend I am one of you.

Well mostly I fight crime and what not, sometimes I save cats in trees though, I had a bad experience with a skunk i thought was a cat once and I am more cautious now.I have also been working on a cold fusion reactor the size of a zebra's eyeball but Im a little worried about it messing with the nature of your planets natural evolution.

Flying, no seriously I make the Green Lantern look like an old olson twins video. I often like to take strange animals flying through the upper atmosphere with me for company , but I must admit that my beginning attempts at flying with the lifeforms of your planet were less than successful ( for instance the whole fish thing, who knew?).

Usually its the skintight florescent purple nylon suit that hugs my superhero body like a wet aspen leaf in the middle of a northern winter. But enough about whats written on the prison walls in El Paso. Some people notice my bulging muscular chested ,chiseled featured heronessness "authors note- I had to make that word up to describe me as no words could cover it". Another thing one might notice Could be the cape my grandmother sewed, chicks dig the cape.

well I like science fiction, though, Andre Norton, and Burroughs were my favorite writers ( little known fact, that stuff really happened). Telepathic Animals, and Barsoom ( obvious book refference or two) do you know which ones? worth brownie points.
Movies SpiderMan was awesome, Captain America,Batman, Hal Jordan, Iron Man , Green Hornet ( I know he has no powers but Cato rocked and BatMan does not have powers either yet he is accepted, I'm just saying.)
Music? I can listen comfortably to anything that is not screaming ( with the exception of classic rock) And Pink Floyd......Way cool on my planet.
As a super hero of inspirational super powers I found my only weakness on this planet is spelling. food, I do not require, But just for grins I try to eat something each day that I can't spell.
I know a thersaurus is not a type of dinosaur

1. My nylon suit, without it I would just be creepy and naked
2. My superhero indentification card ( need it to get into the super secret superhero meetings)
3. my secret identity as a mild mannered" Hot Topic "salesperson in some nameless mall ( no! I did'nt get my costume there)
4. My sidekick ( a super intelligent genetically altered rodent in the Muskrat family named Aurthurianna.
5. Therapy , no really, it's court ordered.
6. Gummy Bears, Damn those addictive tiny tastey sour forest creatures I can't resist them .

If the thyme axis or sixth dimension really spins like a d.n.a. strand then can we actually step across the relative time\space continuum with nothing more than an exact memory and a bit of meditation? I also think about those addictive little rubberized candy concoctions , and What the Hell? Did you see that? Look a bunny outside the window, feels like a Donny Darko flashback or something.

Searching the galaxy for evil in all its forms, watching and ever protecting your little happy planet, and maybe a couple thousand other sentient races spread amongst your stars. Don't thank me , it's just what I do!

I used to have a cat before I discovered my laser vision his name was fluffy but I don't want to talk about that fateful night.All I remember was a brilliant flash, a puff of smoke ,a loud hissing sound and oh!, there was a cuccumber , a dead cow, and a wooden bucket involved.

if you have superpowers or you can formulate a premise or if you can entertain me with your wit and charm or grace and beauty . Im shallow so any one of those works for me. Or I have depth and you have overlooked it.

.........(((((--WARNING--DISCLAIMER----))))))........coming next - Due to an overwhelming , ok, just a few requests the next profile will be a warped perception of a conceptual homemade----- " GOD"-------more in a south park way not a churchy way.some bible thumping puritan types might be offended.
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