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44 Haddonfield, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Oct 5
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Dropped out of University
Has kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
~~Note - I have transferred this account over to Basil_Wolverton for reasons I explain over on that account.~~

Whelp. Single again ...probably not gonna date anyone right now but I activated my account anyway.

I am a cynic. I have a bitter sense of humor and I am an acquired taste. I talk way too much. I eat voraciously and read healthily. I tend to be annoyed by people who use the word 'eclectic' or the phrases 'fun loving' or 'laid back'. Those are really vague and general terms that tell me nothing about you.

I get mixed up with musicians and poets too much for my own good. I fathered a child once and she is beautiful in every way.

What I am looking for- I like women who can go head to head in a vibrant conversation, women who don't just describe themselves as 'creative', but actually create things, women who will put me in my place when I am wrong, but aren't afraid to admit when they themselves are. If you can write an enthralling profile of yourself that is more than a brief paragraph then you have my attention. I want someone who can engage and fascinate me with her smile, her laugh and her words and hopefully sees the same in me.

I am tall, bald, and mythopoeic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm running with the shadows of the night, so baby take my hand, we'll be alright.

I am a comics creator and a full time lover of classic and modern art, illustration and most of all great comics (not specifically the kind that get made into summer blockbuster movies). If you know the difference between E. C. Segar and Winsor McCay or Jordan Crane and Megan Kelso, then you may get what I am talking about.

In the past several years I have gotten involved with webcomics and make my own:(

My favorite webcomics include Hark a Vagrant, Templar Arizona, Spacetrawler, Gunnerkrigg and The Meek.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Arguing. It gets me into a bit of trouble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm loud. Somewhat abrasive. Often I'm told by strangers that I sound just like "Raymond". I am opinionated on nearly all subjects, but always willing to hear another voice. I will interrupt you incessantly and you will hate it. But if you point it out to me I will apologize and let you speak. Sorry.

I love to eat and I love to talk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love all kinds of food with only a few small exceptions.

My favorite author is Jonathan Caroll even though I have only read two of his books so far. (Edit- I have now read four. His books are hard to track down).

I'm a big lyrics nerd when it comes to music and because of this my favorite songwriter is Laura Veirs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to read.
Something to write/draw with.
Someone to tell my pointless stories to.
Singing horribly to myself when I don't think anyone can hear me.
Being the goofiest motherfucker there is.
My bones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Comics. Mostly page layout and dialog.

I wonder where all the lazy women are. Everyone on this website seems to be biking, hiking, climbing or kung-fuing all the time. I'm exhausted just typing that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Emotionally unavailable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have tattoos, but I think they are sexy as all get out on women, especially a dense sleeve of ink.

I don't believe in God, but I brush my teeth religiously.

Also, I am a meat eater, but am often attracted to vegetarians/vegans. What's up with that?

I think I'm a serial monogamist, which may actually be worse than being a serial killer.
You should message me if
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You really shouldn't. I am not capable of forming relationships with other humans. Mostly because it cuts into my precious Dungeons and Dragons time.