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23 M Irvine, CA

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Last Online
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Hispanic / Latin
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Eddie here. I like to fill my days with absurd conversations, lame/inappropriate jokes, and science. I'm not sure where I fall on the average [insert guy] graph. My interests vary widely and are never necessarily set in stone. This often leads my friends to surmise that I have weird taste in things; it's all right though, there's nothing wrong with being weird.

Humor is also a big part of my life. I like to laugh, and I enjoy watching others laugh. I also see it as an effective lens for the world (most of the time) because it can help reveal absurdities and nonsense in everyday life.

I am a hedonist in many respects. I like to enjoy life to the fullest and I'm looking for somebody with whom I can enjoy new things. I like to overindulge and extravagance always gets my attention.

I like rainy days, but cloudy days are my favorite. There's nothing like waking to a warm cup of coffee, and leisurely walking to class on a perfectly overcast day. Naturally, I like comfortable, dimly lit spaces; I feel like connecting with others is made even more pleasant when the surroundings are softer and calmer.

I really like spicy food. Some people think that spicy food is devoid of flavor, but if you manage to handle it, you'll find yourself rewarded with an exciting mix of old flavors brought to life in new ways. I really like spicy food.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a senior chemical engineering student at UCI. I spend most of my time in the lab or studying. I also like to sit in and watch some movies or play video games.
I’m really good at
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Extracting deliciously inappropriate humor from most situations, also, seeing the bright side of things.

Procrastinating- The time I had on this site by the time I finally fleshed out this profile is greater than the time I've been at my current address.

Thinking (way) outside the box.
The first things people usually notice about me
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1. My sometimes brash honesty and sense of humor. I can be very uncouth in public, and I think people watching while making terrible remarks (to ourselves, of course) is a perfectly romantic activity.

2. I sometimes look like I've checked out of reality for a moment.

3. My love for dark colors.

4. My friendliness. Despite what #1 would led you to believe, I'm actually a really nice guy.

5. My awkwardness. It's not crippling by any means, and I'm not rude or uncultured, but I can be really forward sometimes and it's not always appreciated. Whoops.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Six feet under, Dexter, Breaking bad, True Blood, Arrested Development, Firefly, Buffy & Angel, King of the Hill, American Horror Story (especially season 2...Hail Satan!) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and South Park, to name few. Netflix is also coming up in the TV world.

Movies: Some of my favorites are: Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, Serenity, Mean Girls, Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

Books: Kurt Vonnegut's Works, Waiting for Godot, Brave New World, 1984, The Stranger, Harry Potter, and so on. I'd like to read more contemporary stuff, any suggestions?

Music: This is the area where I have the hardest time giving a sample, but I like most contemporary and indie rock, Jazz has always been one of my staples, and I have developed a strong affinity for folk. I also like metal, punk, and older rock. Really, these are just things I've listened to that I like; it's not by any means exhaustive. I'm always open to new things.

Video Games: I find myself mostly playing RPGs of all kinds: Shin Megami Tensei, Pokemon, Final Fantasy, Dark Souls, Diablo, and so on. Lately, I've upgraded my graphics card on my computer, and FPS games will no longer be a nightmare to play. The Bioshock series was a great start.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some sort of music player
Video games
The internet
Dark, dark humor
Sriracha Sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably procrastinating...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a strange affinity for fire. I may also need Jesus.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You know any good knock knock jokes. Additionally, if you can laugh at this ( unironically after at least two views, we should be golden. ;) Can you see past the narrative?