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EdBanky

38 / M / Straight / Seeing someone

West Jordan, Utah

His Details

Last Online
Jul 6, 2007
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I was born in 1974 in a small hovel, or a mall shovel. I was born for sure. I think.

When I was really small I fell down a few stairs and split my bottom lip open. I got stitches; I don't remember it. My mother told me. I mention this for no reason at all.

My favorite colors are inconsequential, so there's no reason to even post them here. It would frankly be a waste of space (and typing time).

A little girl tried to steal my big wheel when I was 4 years old. My mom made her wait until I came home from across the street and down a few doors. The girl had removed her shoes. She was poor. I felt pity, so I didn't say anything rude when I snatched my plastic hot rod from her tear-soaked fingers. I mention this because it taught me a valuable lesson.

If I ever became pregnant, I would be the high-carrying type.

I'm a lot like a sapling in too many ways to mention even one of them, ever.

That's pretty much everything there is to say, in the whole of all Christendom.

I love prams.

I am talented, kind, and introspective
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a generic "super" glue company. They don't make generic super glue. They make the brand name kind, but the company itself is generic. I test every third bottle and pretend I am an old woman. The fumes have made me who I am. That's one thing "I'm Doing With My Life".

Anything that's worth mentioning is worth mentioning well. Well, I want to mention that I have am in the middle of collecting vast stores of CareFirst BlueCross BlueShield envelopes. My only trouble is deciding which direction they should face. They aren't Muslim or anything like that.

The last thing I am doing is training for the Dog Olympics. People all the time say "But you're not a dog". Arf! Arf!
I’m really good at
Doing ventriloquist talk but just when I am frustrated.
The first things people usually notice about me
The depth of meaning and passion in my soul.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(A) How To Rape A Biscuit, by Rocky Brando

(B) Once Is Always Enough, starring Mustafa Mustafason

(C) Requiem To Shorn Legs, by Vladimir Skiskiski (Saginaw Community Brass Band recording)

(D) Dandelion seeds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Spinning cats in circles until they become love songs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Changing my profile's diaper.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–46
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, activity partners
You should message me if
You are a scientific methodologist with creative leanings. I sincerely am hoping to find someone like this.