I was going to school to start a business, but I realized that my chosen industry is likely going to collapse before I could even break into it, so now I'm working as a butler while I try to figure out what I want to do.

tend to conveniently draw attention away from the fact that I can be kind of an asshole once I get to know you and start to relax. Not a Hitler "I'm going to kill 6 million people because I need a scapegoat" asshole, just the kind of asshole that internet trolls would be if they left their computers for five minutes that didn't involve ejecting digested food from their assholes.

...if you say the word "asshole" enough times, it starts to sound really funny.

Anything that tells a story and tells it well.

Especially the Halo canon.

...not much these days. I don't get to actually do things much because of work, so to avoid thinking myself to death (google "rampancy halo") I go through my days somewhat mindlessly. The minute I get out of the house, my brain kicks back into gear, though.

in bed by 9. My social life is in the crapper.

"Bisexual" is an oversimplification. I'm GQ. And no, I don't fit under any of the other terms. I basically have two people in my head, but aside from the fact that one is a bi woman and the other is a straight man, they're the exact same person. Given the complicated nature of my sexual identity, masculine pronouns are fine with me, since that's the body I have.

you want a reply. I reply to all messages, even if its just to say, "sorry, but I'm not interested."