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28 Clermont-Ferrand, France Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-33
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 23
Seeing Someone
5' 7" (1.69m)
Body Type
Post grad
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate spontaneity.
I hate travelling and discovering new things.
I hate positive and interesting people (and people in general, actually)
I hate good music, good food, good conversation.
I hate people who hate everything and keep complaining, but gosh, I love hating things and complaining about life!
[Note: the previous lines may contain traces of irony...]

Also, I just moved in in Clermont-Ferrand. New horizons are cool, but are always better with new people to enjoy them with!
And I may go to Greenville, SC a couple of times in the coming year for business reasons: it would be cool to meet some locals there!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Saving time and money to go on a long trip around the world (starting with South America, and ending whenever/wherever), and then open my own restaurant/tea room/wine bar/food shop.

Meanwhile, I occupy my freetime by cooking, climbing, reading, tasting new wines/beers, discovering new places around my own, playing board games, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making plans.
Changing them.
Enjoying the result.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard? Smile? Height?
You'll tell me...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Things that are too great to be put in a list.
Things that are too strong and personal to be shared in no more than a few bits/octets.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2 eyes + things to see.
2 ears + music, sounds and silence to hear.
1 nose and 1 mouth + food and drinks and a whole bunch of tastes and flavors to feel and taste.
And I guess some bowels could turn useful too, so that I can dispose of all the food I eat and share it with the worms.
Actually, I just could never do anything without that whole body of mine... And with a second body, from time to time, but that's another story...
And with more wine, too. And a double bass. And friends to jam and play and drink with. But that's already making much more than 6 things...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I could find a genie-of-the-lamp kind of thing to be granted the power to get infinite time to do whatever i want, whenever i want...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing I do every night: try to take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m on OkCupid.

I hate sending the first message, unless I really have something special to write (most of the time: some stupid joke if the profile inspired me one). It's easier for me to speak in person than through my keyboard.
Also, although I'm a good talker/listener and enjoy long conversations about anything (serious or not), I'm actually pretty bad at starting said conversations...
You should message me if
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You want to wander around Clermont (or any other city, actually) to find the best restaurants / bars / tea rooms / concert halls / bands / artists / benches / streets / pavements / meals / drunkyards / pigeons / conversation topics / viewpoints / wines / beers / etc.

You want to share some time cooking / playing board games / tasting wines or draft beers / chatting

You like the feeling of meeting someone new. You understand the concept of "hug buddy" (and can make the difference with "sex buddy")

You want to go rock climbing / bouldering

You’re just bored right now and you have nothing better to do than writing a lame e-mail to some random guy on the internet.

You want to tell me about your favorite recipe / the weirdest thing you've tasted / what you'd like to eat soon

You don't have anything to do tonight and would rather spend the evening sharing drinks and thoughts in a bar than browsing OkCupid / 9gag or whatever time-killer of the kind.