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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:37am
Hispanic / Latin
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Not at all
Catholicism but it’s not important
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat), Portuguese (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I love math and language - I graduated from UIC with my BS in Mathematics and minors in Spanish and Italian.
I enjoy terrible puns and clever word play.

I am all about the lolz and I enjoy inappropriate Family Guy/Cards Against Humanity/MPGIS style humor...cus why not?

I'm very serious about my work life but I can be a goofball when I'm not working.

Also, I feel like song lyrics or Mean Girls quotes should be used generously in conversation but only when they actually fit well. Don't try to force it or else you can't sit with us. ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in management at a 3PL, improving my skill set and knowledge base, and taking whatever opportunities I can for career advancement.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting caught up in awkward situations.

Trying to make the best of those awkward situations and having a good chuckle about them afterward.

Being filled with infectiously positive energy - at least, I like to think the positivity catches on. See. Positive!

Laughing way too hard and then my face turning different shades of red while my eyes tear up cus the lawlz are too intense.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Mayhap that I can be pretty friendly.

Also that I use words like "mayhap" in written communication.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Dark Tower series, Mean Girls, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Moenia, food (I enjoy me all kinds of good eat).

See below for a more detailed list of things. I try to be open-minded so if there's something you like that you think I'd like, I'd check it out.


The Alchemist, Ovid's Metamorphosis and Crónica de una muerte anunciada.

Anything with Eliza Dushku has my attention. Also Valentine's Day, Y Tu Mamá También, Amores Perros, Carne Trémula.

Some of the shows I currently keep up with are Grey's Anatomy, Modern Family, Empire, Arrow, and Scandal. I also enjoy putting on random episodes of Will & Grace, Futurama, and Scrubs.

Shakira, Beyoncé, System of a Down, Lady Gaga, Incubus, Lacuna Coil, Eminem...just to name a few of my favorites to listen to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(in no particular order)
-Laughter (usually caused by the above)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Present state, improvement opportunities, and future state.

How things tend to work out. You can't just sit there and let them happen, gotta work for it, but it's crazy how sometimes the pieces of life's puzzle just fit.

Finding new fun things to do with the friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely, and unfortunately, at home after a week of working hard. Especially given that my friends are doing the same. But present me with the opportunity of going to a comedy show, play, musical, concert, etc., and I'm down.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Raised in Chicago, I've never been up to the Skydeck. I'll definitely have to make that happen and find someone to enjoy the experience with me.
You should message me if
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"when you talk it's like a movie and it's making me crazy."

Lana del Rey lyrics aside-
You'd like to chat.
You'd like to get to know me and would like me to get to know you.
You can think of any other reason to message me, or can't think of one but would still like to anyway..though I guess that's a reason in itself. :)