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41 • M • New Orleans, LA
I’m looking for
- Women who like men
- Ages 25–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last Online
- Today – 12:17am
- 6′ 1″ (1.85m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from two-year college
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Strictly monogamous
- Has dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Arabic (Okay)
Pushing people's buttons to see what these buttons do.
Standing butt rubs.
Remaining cool and rational despite all the bullshit and chaos life throws at you.
Being a jack-ass of all trades.
Movies...Fight Club, American Psycho,Lock Stock, Snatch, Mean Machine, Wristcutters, Doom Generation, Heathers,Shawn of the Dead, No Mans Land, The Big Lebowski, Montey Python, Tarantino, Peter Jackson(his old b-movie stuff), the Cohen Brothers and LOTS more. I love movies and I'm thinking that just Netflix isn't enough.
Tv... Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Red Dwarf.
Music..older and local punk, blues, brass, gypsy, some older rap and country.
Food...I am NOT a foodie. This fad makes me want to slip rat poison or various bodily fluids into peoples entrees. Don't get me wrong, I love going out and trying new restaurants and eating at some of the "best places in the city" but I'm just as excited about tracking down the best fully loaded chilli cheese tater tots in the city.
My dog Roxy.
Good food and drink.
Bodies of water to jump in.
My vile, annoying yet indispensable phone.
They asked do without not live without so air, food, clothing, and shelter so I assume they come complimentary.
A better minion recruitment policy.
Which weird, crazy, oddball project to start working on next.
Where the hell is the tiny Hulu remote this time.
I'm equally fine staying in , making dinner , and putting on a good(or very bad) movie.
My "weekends" are usually during the week and I like it that way. Overcrowded bars, annoying tourists, and standing in line ten minutes for a round of drinks is not exactly my idea of fun.
I'm extremely camera shy and avoid pictures at all costs.
Filling out this profile WITH pics almost made me have a conniption fit.
You want to catch a bite to eat at a restaurant neither of us have never tried.
You're filthy rich and want to whisk me away from this four letter word called work.
You want to raid various hotel rooftop pools and hot tubs in the quarter together.
Drinks and conversation in a quiet dive bar over pool games is up your alley.
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