I guess all you really need to know is that I am at a point in my life where it's a Friday night and I am sitting on my bed, making an OkCupid account.
Other than that, I’m not really sure what to say here. I feel like writing about myself is the equivalent of asking an acquaintance how their mom is doing, in that no one really gives a shit, but I guess this is a dating site and I’m probably just being an idiot so I’ll try.
I’m not using this website to find someone to hookup with, what I’m looking for is a boyfriend, though I’m not really needy about it (yes I am) and I’m not going to like, internet stalk you if I think you seem cool (yes I will). Honestly, as long as you’re funny, I’ll probably like you. I’m not really interested in much else, though I’ll admit that I at least have to be mildly attracted to you to date.
You should also know that I don't typically message people because of my crippling fear of rejection, so if you'd really like to speak (and you're not the worst person), it's up to you. I'm not a total dick, so as long as I don't think you’re crazy or a prostitute, I will probably reply.*
And if by some off chance I do message you, it'd be nice if you respond. If you don't, there's a good chance I might develop a stutter. Puh-puh-puh-please don't do this to me.
*I wrote that with the intention of following through, but if you have less than 25 words on your profile or, I dunno, like Dane Cook, I’m not going to waste your time. I would say mine, but for some reason this caveat already makes me feel like an asshole.