I suck at summarizing myself without sounding REALLY weird or creepy,
I'm a pretty nice guy I think (but I'm pretty sure all guys say/think that about themselves).
I have several tattoos and I love them. I used to have a handful of piercings but various circumstances have required me to remove them over the years but I still have a hole where I had my lip ring.
My beard has never been shaved off since I was 13, its been trimmed very short but I have never had a bare chin since it started to grow, there has been stories similar to ones of Chuck Norris regarding my beard.
I play video games in my spare time if I have nothing else to do but I actively try and occupy myself with other things but it doesn't always help so I end up playing Xbox.
I use the word 'Derp' a lot, it just fits most circumstances FAR too well.
When I say 'lol' in a text based conversation, there is a 99% chance I'm actually laughing, if I ever literally say it in a face to face encounter, you have the right to cause me real bodily injury.
I absolutely love my hair because it legitimately sticks straight up off my head 90% of the time.