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  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
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Last online
Yesterday – 8:01am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There's not really much to say about me. My name is Ed and I'm a huge nerd but luckily I avoid having a neck beard and I actually exercise semi-regularly. I'm everything you'd expect from an 'Ed'. I tend to act oddly most of the time like making weird noises or dancing.

I suck at summarizing myself without sounding REALLY weird or creepy,

I'm a pretty nice guy I think (but I'm pretty sure all guys say/think that about themselves).

I have several tattoos and I love them. I used to have a handful of piercings but various circumstances have required me to remove them over the years but I still have a hole where I had my lip ring.

My beard has never been shaved off since I was 13, its been trimmed very short but I have never had a bare chin since it started to grow, there has been stories similar to ones of Chuck Norris regarding my beard.

I play video games in my spare time if I have nothing else to do but I actively try and occupy myself with other things but it doesn't always help so I end up playing Xbox.

I use the word 'Derp' a lot, it just fits most circumstances FAR too well.

When I say 'lol' in a text based conversation, there is a 99% chance I'm actually laughing, if I ever literally say it in a face to face encounter, you have the right to cause me real bodily injury.

I absolutely love my hair because it legitimately sticks straight up off my head 90% of the time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working my ass off to get myself back on track and where I feel my life should be. I recently got a new job assembling auto parts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at reading people and making people laugh since I'm pretty shameless and enjoy making people laugh. I'm a great storyteller from what I've been told.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My awesome beard.
The strange way I hold a pencil.
My walk.
I generally look either confused or pissed off at all times but I'm generally never angry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I read practically everything I can get my hands on that strikes me as interesting. I love reading H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Shakespeare, Edgar Allen Poe, Stan Lee, etc. I read a lot of Science fiction. I love reading books on philosophy and books on religion. Even though I'm an Agnostic I still enjoy learning about different theologies. I really love reading about Pagan theology.

Movies/TV: I don't much watch TV, I like watching The Walking Dead and Re-runs of House though. I'm a huge movie buff, I know way too much about movies for my own good sometimes and a few of my movie based insights are rather odd to say the least, it can sometimes be a bit embarrassing. I'll tell you if you ask nicely though. Some of my favorite films are Star Wars, LoTR, the Matrix, V for Vendetta, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Friday, 300, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz. I love all manner of films but chick flicks are obviously not my cup of tea. I started getting back into anime a little bit the last few months, I like good stories.

Music: I'm very well-rounding when it comes to music, I listen to a bit of everything. I've blasted Pantera then right after was bouncing along to Taylor Swift. I'm not the biggest fan of country but I can admit to enjoying a few songs here and there. I was raised on metal though so it holds a special place in my heart. I throw up the horns a lot \m/ ^_^ \m/

Food: Even if I didn't need it for life sustaining functions I'd enjoy it. Nothing like a nice meal after a hard day or a nice piece of cake or fruit as a pick me up on a summer day. I love food and am willing to give anything a shot at least once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
1: Internet.
2: Delicious Food.
3: A bag full of survival equipment.
4: My truck.
5: Tattoos.
6: A good pair of pants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pretty much everything. I ponder over ideas that some might see as childish like how it would feel to fly or throw fireballs. How to improve upon myself both mentally and physically. I think about food an awful lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually getting food with some of my friends or chilling over at their place and just BSing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a backpack ready to go with basic survival needs 'just in case'

My friends have lit me on fire using various methods on at least 3 occasions.

Sometimes I pretend I'm a dragon.

I'm terrible at starting conversations. (Once you get me talking though...>_>)
You should message me if
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You have/ like tattoos
You like nerdy stuff
You think I am cute
You bloody well feel like