Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There's not really much to say about me. My name is Ed and I'm a
huge nerd but luckily I avoid having a neck beard and I actually
exercise semi-regularly. I'm everything you'd expect from an 'Ed'.
I tend to act oddly most of the time like making weird noises or
I suck at summarizing myself without sounding REALLY weird or
I'm a pretty nice guy I think (but I'm pretty sure all guys
say/think that about themselves).
I have several tattoos and I love them. I used to have a handful of
piercings but various circumstances have required me to remove them
over the years but I still have a hole where I had my lip
My beard has never been shaved off since I was 13, its been trimmed
very short but I have never had a bare chin since it started to
grow, there has been stories similar to ones of Chuck Norris
regarding my beard.
I play video games in my spare time if I have nothing else to do
but I actively try and occupy myself with other things but it
doesn't always help so I end up playing Xbox.
I use the word 'Derp' a lot, it just fits most circumstances FAR
When I say 'lol' in a text based conversation, there is a 99%
chance I'm actually laughing, if I ever literally say it in a face
to face encounter, you have the right to cause me real bodily
I absolutely love my hair because it legitimately sticks straight
up off my head 90% of the time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working my ass off to get myself back on track and where I feel my
life should be. I recently got a new job assembling auto parts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at reading people and making people laugh since I'm pretty
shameless and enjoy making people laugh. I'm a great storyteller
from what I've been told.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My awesome beard.
The strange way I hold a pencil.
I generally look either confused or pissed off at all times but I'm
generally never angry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I read practically everything I can get my hands on that
strikes me as interesting. I love reading H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen
King, Shakespeare, Edgar Allen Poe, Stan Lee, etc. I read a lot of
Science fiction. I love reading books on philosophy and books on
religion. Even though I'm an Agnostic I still enjoy learning about
different theologies. I really love reading about Pagan
Movies/TV: I don't much watch TV, I like watching The Walking Dead
and Re-runs of House though. I'm a huge movie buff, I know way too
much about movies for my own good sometimes and a few of my movie
based insights are rather odd to say the least, it can sometimes be
a bit embarrassing. I'll tell you if you ask nicely though. Some of
my favorite films are Star Wars, LoTR, the Matrix, V for Vendetta,
Repo! The Genetic Opera, Friday, 300, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz.
I love all manner of films but chick flicks are obviously not my
cup of tea. I started getting back into anime a little bit the last
few months, I like good stories.
Music: I'm very well-rounding when it comes to music, I listen to a
bit of everything. I've blasted Pantera then right after was
bouncing along to Taylor Swift. I'm not the biggest fan of country
but I can admit to enjoying a few songs here and there. I was
raised on metal though so it holds a special place in my heart. I
throw up the horns a lot \m/ ^_^ \m/
Food: Even if I didn't need it for life sustaining functions I'd
enjoy it. Nothing like a nice meal after a hard day or a nice piece
of cake or fruit as a pick me up on a summer day. I love food and
am willing to give anything a shot at least once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
2: Delicious Food.
3: A bag full of survival equipment.
4: My truck.
6: A good pair of pants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pretty much everything. I ponder over ideas that some might see as
childish like how it would feel to fly or throw fireballs. How to
improve upon myself both mentally and physically. I think about
food an awful lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually getting food with some of my friends or chilling over at
their place and just BSing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a backpack ready to go with basic survival needs 'just in
My friends have lit me on fire using various methods on at least 3
Sometimes I pretend I'm a dragon.
I'm terrible at starting conversations. (Once you get me talking
You should message me if
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You have/ like tattoos
You like nerdy stuff
You think I am cute
You bloody well feel like
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