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EdibleBodyParts

29 M Renton, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'll start by saying that I am terrible about talking about myself. So to that end, my wife is helping me fill this profile out. To boil it down, I am pretty much your average nerdy boy, with a few upgrades.

I have just recently bought a house in the Renton area and after many issues and delays, we finally moved in late last year after remodeling. If you want any advice on remodeling, feel free to ask me about our experience. The house is awesome and huge - about 3,000 sq ft - with an apartment over the garage and on 0.33 acres. We have fruit trees that we have no idea what to do with, so if you do, please let me know.

I live with my wife, stargirl1730, who I have been with for the past (nearly) 5 years. We also have a couple roommates and tenants in our apartment, so a busy house all together. There are also 2 dogs that live here, both are rescued dogs and we are working on getting them socialized, but in general, they still hate people other than us.

Ideally, my wife and I are looking for a third to join our relationship. We would like to find someone interested in both of us equally, sexually as well as romantically. We understand that this may be difficult, so we are open to other potential arrangements as well. We are especially interested in starting as friends and if that's where it stays, that is more than okay. If it develops into more, even better.

Separately from my wife, I am also looking for more friends of my own. I like to take walks or do low key hikes, go out to eat, and play video games, read, watch movies and TV. I have always had a bit of a thing for goth girls, which is very different from my girlfriend, but I especially like chokers and tattoos on a girl. Personality and intelligence are the biggest factors in attraction for me.
What I’m doing with my life
I am working at a major video game company as a game tester. Surprisingly, it's not all fun and games. I do my best to make it fun for me and my coworkers, though.
I’m really good at
Remembering totally useless information. Also, logic, word play, some Nikoli puzzles (hashi, masyu, yajilin). Work seems to think that I am good at checking text.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile. I have a huge smile and a equally huge tongue. People often notice the latter first when I am making silly faces.

Other than that, I think I am fairly average looking. I've got brown hair, brown eyes, and glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
It is too difficult to narrow things down to one specific favorite. I love a lot of books. I can't read a lot Sci-fi or romance without being annoyed at writing style most of the time. Non fiction history and science is fantastic when it isn't too dry. I like fantasy by Terry Pratchet, Brent Weeks, Brandon Sanderson, Jim Butcher, Tolkien, some Sara Douglass, Jacqueline Carey, Robert Jordan, Terry Goodkind. Tom Clancy is good when it isn't dry. Lee Child and Raymond E. Feist are my guilty pleasure authors.

I love actual educational programming in science and history sections, like Planet Earth and Nova. Comedy is almost always good. To name actual TV shows I like: Buffy, Angel, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Wire in the Blood, Psych, Lie to Me, Top Gear (even though I don't otherwise care about cars), CSI (but haven't watched it in forever), Burn Notice, Monty Python's Flying Circus, and Battlestar Galactica. Also, silly 90's shows like Highlander, Star Trek DS9 & TNG, and Farscape.

Pretty movies like The Fall or The Fountain, Koyanisqaatsi or Baraka are among my favorites, but I can usually enjoy any movie. I dislike a lot of romantic comedies, because I find many to be neither romantic or comedic. Some that I particularly enjoy: Big Fish, Clue, Airplane!, Princess Bride, Monty Python movies, Count of Monte Cristo, Shawshank Redmeption.

As for music, I don't care for country, most rap, or most punk. I do like Tool, A Perfect Circle, NIN, Puscifer, Glitch Mob, VNV Nation, Blue Man Group, and epic classical music.

I like to play video games, even though that is my job. I like open world games like GTA and Saint's Row. Games with great stories like Assassin's Creed, and silly fun games like the LEGO series and Just Cause 2. I like puzzle games, platformers, and puzzle platformers.

If I could have pizza from a different place every day of the week, I could eat pizza every day. I am a pretty picky eater, but can generally find something pretty much every where I go. Can't go wrong with bread and pasta though. Unless it has raw tomatoes. Honestly, it would be easier to list the things I don't like than the ones I do.
The six things I could never do without
New books because I don't particularly like rereading them.
The internet. All of it.
My wife.
Ice cream.
Pandora.
That's all I got. And not necessarily in that order either.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things everyone does every day. Do I button shirts up or down? How do other people do it? Is there a more efficient way to walk?

Also how words and noises sound and what it feels like to say them. If I repeat something you said incorrectly, I simply want to try saying it. It greatly annoys my wife when I do it to her, but I just think it seems interesting to say.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my wife, watching Netflix or going out to eat. Kinda boring sounding, but we like it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–37
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you think I sound interesting.
If you have some of the same interests as me.
If you like nerdy boys.
If you think my girlfriend is cute too.
If you want to talk about books, movies, or other random knowledge.
If anything stuck you as particularly interesting in my profile or questions.

If any of these sounds like you, or even kinda like you, message me.