Let's try something new, shall we?
After an embarrassingly long time on this site, I've scaled back my expectations considerably. Friendship is, in itself, a pretty tall order. To that end:
I've had an interesting life thus far and wouldn't change a thing. I love to dress up in costumes; Halloween, Mardi Gras, SantaCon, Mermaid Parade and Burning Man are my high holy days! I can still hit the dance floor and party all night, but also enjoy staying home, ordering in, watching a movie. I'm quick and clever and funny and smart. I love puzzles (crosswords, Scrabble, sudoku, speed mahjongg, etc.) and would clean up on Wheel of Fortune if I ever got myself to an audition.
If you're truly interested -- in friendship or whatever else -- and you'd like to meet up for a beer without spending too much time emailing back and forth, feel free to email me.
[Wow, this newly renovated profile sounds a little dull, which I assure you, I'm not. But the old profile wasn't doing me much good, so....]