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28 • San Antonio, TX • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–27
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
- Last online
- Mar 7
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- When drinking
- Catholicism, but not too serious about it
- Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from masters program
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), Italian (Okay)
Riddlee me this, how does one get drunk without drinking? Please ignore the funnel protruding from my anus. For some reason I cant help but say the most ridiculous things when filling these questions out. On a more serious note, almost anything dealing with science, comes with the territory.
Movies: Count of Monte Cristo (hense my username... Duh), Django, all the Batmans, Saving Private Ryan, the Departed, 500 Days of Summer, Rounders and many more.
Shows: Game of Thrones, How I Met Your Mother, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Homeland and more but I'm too lazy to write.
Not in this order. I'm sure there's other better things I haven't thought of yet.
Oh yeah and a nice ass n tits call em AT&T nah meann? I wonder if anyone actually reads this.
Slappin dah bass
Eating really unhealthy food...mmmNutella
Quiet dinner with you?
you want to get drunk with me
you want to save a horse... yeee haww!
You want someone to message using Kik because you're bored, if the first is true.
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