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27 M San Antonio, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Lets see here, I'm a pretty easy going dude. I like to drink with friends, joke around and have a good time. I'm still getting used to being single, recently got out of a 5 yr relationship so yea. I can be a little shy if I don't know you (unless im drunk, then im like Bond... James Bond) but I warm up to you quickly if I like you.
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved to San Antonio as a resident medical physicist finishing up my doctorate. I also like working out, running and playing soccer.
I’m really good at
Making beers dissapear.... into mah ass.
Riddlee me this, how does one get drunk without drinking? Please ignore the funnel protruding from my anus. For some reason I cant help but say the most ridiculous things when filling these questions out. On a more serious note, almost anything dealing with science, comes with the territory.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmm, usually my eyes because they're this silvery light blue color which is pretty cool or my beard which I try to keep nicely groomed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Last book I read was the Zombie Survival Guide which was good, not much of a reader, unless you count Goosebumps.

Movies: Count of Monte Cristo (hense my username... Duh), Django, all the Batmans, Saving Private Ryan, the Departed, 500 Days of Summer, Rounders and many more.

Shows: Game of Thrones, How I Met Your Mother, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Homeland and more but I'm too lazy to write.
The six things I could never do without
1. Technology
2. TV
3. Phone
4. Food
5. Beer
6. Nature

Not in this order. I'm sure there's other better things I haven't thought of yet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The female body... just kidding (well, not really). I think a lot about science like the origin of the universe type stuff. Trying to figure out what to do with myself when Im not working or at the gym is another thing.
Oh yeah and a nice ass n tits call em AT&T nah meann? I wonder if anyone actually reads this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Slappin dah bass
Eating really unhealthy food...mmmNutella
Quiet dinner with you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Being on OkCupid. This is only temporary and I'll probably delete it soon.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're pretty
you want to get drunk with me
you want to save a horse... yeee haww!
You want someone to message using Kik because you're bored, if the first is true.