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20 M Herriman, UT

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I say I've lived a pretty normal life, like any other man my age has. I spent the first five years of my life studying the arts, finger painting, spaghetti pictures, light bright, the usual. By age seven I was riding kangaroos competitively in Australia and engaging in full contact chess. I was nearly a fully developed man by age 8.

Philosophy has always been a passion of mine, I've spent long , lonely nights wondering why world hunger exists, and why vibrating shoes don't. I finished second in the South American hand writing contest, 3rd in the Turkish Nude Olympics. Zac Eftron has my number on speed dial. I send him to voicemail.
I once single handedly commanded an entire fleet of fully trained and dangerously equipped carrier pigeons through Texas with limited visibility and caution. I don't like pigeons. Using nothing but a paper clip and a stale bag of doritos I once saved a child from certain drowning and personally nursed him back to health under the fortnight. Barack Obama named his pet rock after me. Joe Biden named his pet rock after Barack's. I don't belive in pet rocks.

On my days off I invent new yoga positions and teach classical arm wrestling to the blind. On Wednesday I order drinks from the Thursdays menu at TGI Fridays. It's always happy hour when I order. I strategically place Christmas lights on Jewish people's houses during Kwanza. My motive is chaos, my aphrodisiac suspense ,and my middle name is Holm. When I buy one I get two free.

I am a funstigator, adventurous traveler, and a secret agent
What I’m doing with my life
- Taking care of family
- Organizing an international peace treaty between Pirats and Ninjas
- Traveling to cozy and obscure places
- Helping friends and others when in need
I’m really good at
- Understanding both sides to an argument before I rush in. The I kick ass and take names.
- Being totally hip and groovy like the way that kids are into these days. Like an American Idol or iPod or whatever. I swear to God, it's like, you don't even know.
- Dancing with a great big smile
- Making sure the people in my life know how important they are to me
The first things people usually notice about me
An animated and passionate face
A kinda crocked smile
My sence of humility.( I bet if I had a humble-off with some monk or something, I would f***in kick his ass. FACE!)
The six things I could never do without
- Exotic cheese
- Laughter
- The relationship I have with my family
- Music, singing, and the way it makes me feel
- My passport
- The knowledge that one day, I will, somehow sneak on a rocket and go to the moon for the weekend
On a typical Friday night I am
Laughing / relaxing/ having an adventure with some of the COOLEST people you've ever met.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Have you seen those YouTube videos of "bro science"? Holy crap that's awesome!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You like to laugh and don't take yourself to seriously
- You dwell on positive and rarely on the negative
- you are genuinely interested in the people around you
- you are a dork like me:)