Most people call me Erik, but unbeknownst to them, I am actually a robot from the future named Garklon-IV who was sent back in time to enslave and/or exterminate your frail and pathetic species. I am currently beginning stage 1 of my plan for world domination, which involves finding a human female to do my bidding.
Your duties will include but not be limited to:
1) Hiring and overseeing candidates for my army of brainwashed minions.
2) Feeding my pet turtle, Herbie.
3) Finding a location for our super-secret base of operations - I'm an idea bot, I can't be bothered with the specifics.
4) Maintaining the facade that I am TOTALLY NOT A ROBOT. Not even a little bit.
5) Upkeep and maintenance of my stockpile of plasma-based weaponry.