Every four years, I become a somewhat (not "American") football enthusiast--hoping that this is the year an African team takes home the trophy. Rightfully striking Brazilian workers notwithstanding, the final standings for me are a bit of a bummer. I like the Germans and all, but really, if the Dutch can rustle up at least a couple brown folks for their teams. The Germans can too, otherwise I still think they're stuck on the the Master Race theory. This is hard for me to write. Berlin is one of my favorite cities.
So listen, I spend most of my life dumbing myself down for people, so I try to avoid doing so when engaging in optional social activities. If you don't like having to think too hard when engaging with potential sexual conquests, I may not be the lady for you, love.