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30 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 5, 2013
White, Other
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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I am living the exact life I want to be living.
What I’m doing with my life
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George Carlin once said “Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.” Yes yes yes yes yes.

That’s what I’m devoting my life to. Taking Eastern, we-are-all-one concepts and trying to sneak them into this silly Western we-are-all-different culture of ours.

I’m 29. I’m 6 foot 2. I’m in pretty good shape. And I never mail in a conversation.

I guess that’s my pitch. Oh, and this Maurice Sendak quote, about writing kids’ books in the 1960s, when there wasn’t much money in it:

“There were no temptations except to astonish.”

That's what I'm doing with my life. (Tobias Funke voice) Huzzahhh!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You know that thing at Chuck E. Cheese’s, where there’s lights that go around in a circle, and you stand there with your hand hovering over a button that stops the light whenever you touch it, and you have to try to stop the light at the exact moment when it stops in front of you?

Okay, well I’m terrible at that. But in every single other way, I’m absolutely amazing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I kind of want to start wearing an eye patch. Just so I can stop worrying about what the answer to this is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Little Prince, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Alchemist.

Also I consider myself friends with Ralph Waldo Emerson and a bunch of other historical figures. Seriously. Neither of us chose when we were born. Why would we let our friendship be compromised by circumstances outside our control?

Let’s not lose sleep on this category. I don’t care WHAT you like so much as WHY you like it. Your mind can be different than mine, as long as it’s thinking.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My only question is do caramel apples count as two things?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How quickly time goes by. And if I’m in fact already “dead,” and I just presume I’m alive because I refuse to look at the concept of “time” through the lens of the Astral Plane. Probably out of a fear of the unknown, which prevents me from realizing how fully perfect everything in this “universe” truly is.

And how these new shoes got old so quickly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either working, performing, or trying to make out with someone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m actually a mouse that’s wearing hundreds and hundreds of coats, each slightly larger than the last.
You should message me if
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i messaged you, and you like being challenged.

you have absolutely no free time, but you keep trying to add new things to your life anyway.

you don't apologize for living your most selfish life.

you’d rather make artwork than buy it.

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