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Effen_A

44 Los Angeles, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 34–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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ESFJ.
I'm tall, funny, ridiculous, a good friend, a bad dancer, tough, sensitive, clumsy and pretty cute. And I'm fascinated by Juggalos.
My friend Pete said I am the most consistently rad person he knows. I thinks that's pretty cool.
I don't drink, but I have no problem if you do.
Somehow, somewhere along the way I turned into that person that listens to NPR in my fuel efficient diesel car. I'm even prone to drinking pressed juice and I try to do as much yoga as possible. Please make fun of me. I know I do.

The list of stuff I dig is endless. Here's the stuff I don't like, no matter what: goat cheese, reggae, fancy pocket jeans, PT Cruisers, rude people, fedoras, those creepy toe shoes, bad breath and Burning Man. Everything else I'm pretty cool with.

Mando Diao has a song called "How We Walk" that says, "You make me laugh, you make me shiver."
Yeah.
That's what I'm looking for, cause really, what's better than that?

Life is really fucking short. Go do something crazy.
You can ask me the rest. The interweb is silly.

P.S. I love gardenias.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for an ad agency, so my job looks exactly like Mad Men. Except not at all.
Trying to laugh as much as possible.
My dad died last year and when he got sick it was too late to cross anything new off his "Bucket List." (I hate that phrase.) And it was okay, because he'd already done everything. He never turned down an adventure, a drink, a woman, a trip, an experience, a drug, anything. And man, did he have great stories.
So I'm going to get cracking on those things I want to make sure I do, because, well, you never know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a good friend. Receiving massages. Making a great cup of coffee. Parallel parking. Scrabble. Roasting a chicken. Doing what I say I'm going to do. Tomfoolery. Listening.
There are a lot of things that I don't do well, but I do them enthusiastically.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes or my sweet dance moves probably. Oh, and probably that I'm tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Geek Love, A Confederacy of Dunces, and Youth in Revolt. Ender's Game is one of my all time favorites, but I feel less great about that since learning that Orsen Scott Card is an outspoken gaybashing asshole. Found magazine is hilarious.
I love going to the movies. Even the bad ones, if they're at the Arclight. I love movies with quirky characters. Don't really care about explosions. I love rooting for the underdog.
QOTSA, The Bronx, Joe Jackson, the D4, Merle Haggard, Minor Threat, NWA, the Afghan Whigs, Billy Bragg, Warren Zevon, the Murder City Devils, the Beach Boys, Devo, Brother Ali, The Damned, Thin Lizzy, Mando Diao, The Jam, Sam Cooke, The Style Council and Paul Weller. I'm always happy to get turned on to new music. When I discover a new favorite it makes me happy like a little kid.
Also, I'm really into Podcasts lately. I love to laugh and the good ones make my work commute painless. Right now I'm listening to a lot of The Nerdist and WTF with Marc Maron. And I love This American Life.
Everything but goat cheese, feta cheese and lamb. I love checking out places I've never been to before. Wolvesmouth is the best food experience I've ever had. Love to top that, or even come close.
I don't watch a lot of TV, but Homeland, House of Cards, Friday Night Lights, The League, the Wire and True Detective make me happy when I do. When Breaking Bad ended I felt a pretty big void in my life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Izzy and Benjamin. (The cat and the dog.)
My friends.
My God Kids, Tess and Sam.
Good coffee and spicy Ginger Beer.
Pen and paper.
Bubble Baths.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's up with guys and complicated facial hair? Beard? Good. Mustache? Good.
Everything else? Not good, man. Yet rampant around here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably this:
http://alisonknight.tumblr.com/
Those pics are actually a couple years old. These days I'm either checking out a restaurant I've never been to with friends or at home enjoying doing not very much at all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have, on a few occasions, eaten while in a bubble bath. This happens when I'm starving and freezing at the same time.
Don't judge. It's pretty great.
Also, I l have a Darryl Strawberry tattoo.
You should message me if
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