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29 Pittsburg, CA Man


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  • Ages 18–99
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Last online
Today – 7:54am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Born an army brat (a title held for two weeks) with a weird first name (a title held indefinitely), I grew up my entire life in the confines of California.

A lot of stuff happened in the early years. I rode my bike a lot, went trick-or treating. Visited Turkey. Watched reruns of Doug endlessly. Ate some turkey (although I'm now a vegetarian). Fancied a girl or two for a year in secret. Finished fifth in the elementary school turkey trot. Enjoyed being the silent/studious learner while being the smart-assed, snarky one in another class.

The rest is a blur...although I remember temporarily owning a rabbit when younger through a short-term adoption program.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having epiphanies and then being distracted by flashing lights in the distance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and keeping a straight face. Being the most honest and open person you've ever met while crafting complex & harmless lies to amuse myself and/or irritate & humor you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Cheekbones. Teeth. Sarcasm. Eyes. Jaunty walk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Writing - Russian literature such as Anna Karenina or The Brothers Karamazov & anything else by Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky. Anything by George Orwell or Virigina Woolf or Hunter S. Thompson or Dave Eggers. Classic & contemporary poetry. I dabble in political & baseball analysis. I guess I'm a constant think-writer which means I often think about what I should be writing before falling into an emotional pit (ok, just being ADD) and not writing my self-convinced brilliance.

Music - Mostly delving in the entire spectrum of the rock era from those that influenced it (Woody Guthrie, Sister Rosetta Tharpe) to the best in modern music (mostly indie). I listen to over 200 new albums a year along with countless reissues and older stuff. Rest assured, very doubtful anybody you know listens to more than I do, but I'm not snobbish about often lacking a life.

Tastebuds Profile:

Film - Art house, indie, foreign, documentaries. Ingmar Bergman, Woody Allen, Werner Herzog, Federico Fellini, Francois Truffaut and Guy Maddin are my favorite directors and I thoroughly enjoy characters that wake up one day and start questioning everything. Also, the genre known as "porn" is highly recommended.

Don't have cable or even an antenna, but these TV Programs are like crack:

30 Rock. Adventures of Pete & Pete. Ali G. Amazing Race. Andy Richter Controls The Universe. Arrested Development. Big Brother. Blackpool. Boardwalk Empire. Bored To Death. Breaking Bad. City of Men. Community. The Corner. The Critic. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Daria. Dead Like Me. Dexter. Doctor Who. Dr. Katz. Doug. Downton Abbey. Enlightened. Entourage. Extras. Firefly. Freaks and Geeks. Futurama. Game of Thrones. Generation Kill. Gilmore Girls. Homeland. Home Movies. Homicide. Insomniac. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The Killing. King of the Hill. Kitchen Confidential. Larry Sanders Show. Lost. Louie. Mad Men. Malcolm in the Middle. Northern Exposure. The Office (UK & US). Parks & Recreation. Pushing Daisies. Rocko's Modern Life. Rocky & Bullwinkle. Scrubs. Seinfeld. Sherlock. Simpsons. Six Feet Under. Slings & Arrows. South Park. Spaced. Star Trek. Starved. Survivor. Treme. Trigger Happy TV. Twin Peaks. Undeclared. The Wire. Wonderfalls. Wonder Years. X-Files.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Quality Companionship (and everything that entails)

2) Windy Shorelines

3) Music

4) Dogs - They'll take over after the bombs fall. They're grooming themselves to be world leaders, studying us and our mannerisms (learning where we went wrong)

5) Masturbation/Sex - Too obvious?

6) Walking - Addict.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The optimism I have for the future. Immortal jellyfish.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Soaking in my surroundings, staring at the night sky.

Embracing a small group of friends in conversation and general merriment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I will never want kids. I'm not very business savvy but I know that they're a poor investment!

Hmm, that's not even private. I'll privately admit that I need to put something different in this box.

Maybe that a part of me secretly wanted John Kerry to lose so that I could say, "see, that's what you get for not being liberal enough"?

That I'm the 13th Doctor or the second Spider-Man (also known as the Arachnid Übermensch)?
You should message me if
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You're looking for someone that's easy to talk to on a variety of subjects (except acrylic nails - of which I know jack), spontaneous, and well known for his humor.

You're looking for an honest comrade in arms for ventures into a new art gallery or burrito joint. We can pretend that we hid the conquistador treasure in a taqueria bathroom and scare away all of the customers!

You'd like to help me waste away hours in the late afternoon staring at the ocean, humming our own twee songs, nauseating those that are too ironic for romance.

You like Tommy Wiseau's The Room. "You know what they say? Love is blind." Mu ha ha ha ha.