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Ehhhhhhh5

24 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey. I'm Dexter. Between 2008 and now I lived in Massachusetts and North Carolina & South Jersey n' Philadelphia AND I'M A BIG DUMB IDIOT. Let me be your angel.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a theatre actor and occasional model (there's no non-douchey way to say I'm a male model #zoolander), plus I work several supplementary part-time jobs... but what I REALLY want to do is manufacture ear medicine for cats (who doesn't?).

It's not too late to make your wildest dreams come true...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making flaps moist. Antiquing. I AM ONLY GOOD AT THESE THINGS AND NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have girl eyes. Also, I get this a lot: "OMG YOUR NAME IS DEXTER?! Shut the fuck up. You're lying." And one time, a group if high school girls said I look like Ryan Gosling. It doesn't matter if you agree or not. All I know is that I can die happy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
0MG i LiSTEN 2 EVERYTHiNG!!!1!1

These are my top 10 favorite films in alphabetical order:
•12 Angry Men
•Brokeback Mountain
•Drive
•Goodfellas
•In Bruges
•Jaws
•Jurassic Park
•Pulp Fiction
•Stand By Me
•Star Wars — Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

I had an unhealthy obsession with television as a child. I would watch 10+ hours of TV a day. I used to wake up at 6am to watch Laverne & Shirley before school. But it shaped who I am, so whatever.

I like that book about being a wallflower and it's perks. What was it called? Oh yeah, "The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight".

I butter my bacon and then I bacon my sausage.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Chocolate guns
2. Regular guns
3. Chocolate Ammo
4. Tactical Bacon
5. Showtunes
6. Air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
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On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cuttin' up rugs, hittin' the sauce, slayin' dem biddies, and taking names. And sometimes watching the Cosby Show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on 4 dating sites
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You do not have one of the following tattoos: "Live. Laugh. Love.", "Let it be", "Just breathe", "No day but today", or a G-Clef that turns into a heart. Pretty much all other tattoos are okay.

Also, don't message me if you text while driving. It bothers me.