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Ehhhhhhh5

24 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hey. I'm Dexter. I'm from Massachusetts, like that movie, "Good Will Hunting". When I was 18, I decided to move to North Carolina. When I was 19, I decided to move to South Jersey. At age 23, a decided to move to Philadelphia. Many more locations to come. AND I'M A BIG DUMB IDIOT.

Also, I don't have a beard anymore.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a working actor by night. Mostly theatre, but other mediums occasionally. As of March 2014 I work at Chipotle. Hey man, benefits. Plus 2 seasonal jobs: During baseball season I'm a Phillies Phanstormer, and in the Fall I perform at Terror Behind the Walls. I've also supported myself as a model (there's no non-douchey way to say I'm a male model #zoolander), a tour guide, and a handyman.

It's not too late to make your wildest dreams come true...
I’m really good at
Making flaps moist. Antiquing. I AM ONLY GOOD AT THESE THINGS AND NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have girl eyes. Also, I get this a lot: "OMG YOUR NAME IS DEXTER?! Shut the fuck up. You're lying." And one time, a group if high school girls said I look like Ryan Gosling. It doesn't matter if you agree or not. All I know is that I can die happy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
0MG i LiSTEN 2 EVERYTHiNG!!!1!1

These are my top 10 favorite films in alphabetical order:
•12 Angry Men
•Brokeback Mountain
•Drive
•Goodfellas
•In Bruges
•Jaws
•Jurassic Park
•Pulp Fiction
•Stand By Me
•Star Wars — Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

I had an unhealthy obsession with television as a child. I would watch 10+ hours of TV a day. I used to wake up at 6am to watch Laverne & Shirley before school. But it shaped who I am, so whatever.

I like that book about being a wallflower and it's perks. What was it called? Oh yeah, "The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight".

I butter my bacon and then I bacon my sausage.
The six things I could never do without
1. Chocolate guns
2. Regular guns
3. Chocolate Ammo
4. Tactical Bacon
5. Showtunes
6. Air
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday night: prime sluttin' time.

Buh fo realll doe, this pretty much covers it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can recite every element on the periodic table. Dead serious.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You do not have one of the following tattoos: "Live. Laugh. Love.", "Let it be", "Just breathe", "No day but today", or a G-Clef that turns into a heart. Pretty much all other tattoos are okay.

Also, don't message me if you text while driving. It bothers me.