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Hi there, my name is Joe!
ok, I'm in my 20's and just recently became single. hurry up and
take advantage of me while I'm naive and vulnerable!
things I enjoy you say? glowing things and blinky lights, video
games (Skyrim) music (the sound of two bricks being smashed
together) and things which I don't like I absolutely LOVE which
makes me quite, well hang on that doesn't make sense so scratch the
I am 5' 11" and do have a bit of a babyface. which makes for an
easy laugh when I start dropping F bombs >..
and I'm left handed, which according to my 1920s reading material
means I'm sinistral. imagine that, me sinister. harrumph.
OK here's when I shall tell a story. Once I was at this clinic and
one of the nurses (who was admittedly very cute)was trying to take
my blood pressure. she was having trouble operating the mechanism
by which she was obtaining the measurement, and suddenly she askes
me "are you excited?" now I thought she meant that in a general
sense, rather than specifically sexually excited. so my reply was
simply a somewhat puzzled expression and to say "umm, sure yeh I'm
excited!" and give her a high five. she then had a much older nurse
come and take my blood pressure. I was very confused at this point,
and it wasn't until much later that I realized mu blunder, and how
my reaction merely exacerbated the situation. now I simply look
back on it and laugh :)
what else is there to say about me? I have a good sense of humor,
am generally amicable and a nice person. I tend to get along with
everyone, simply because I hate conflict.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do freelance IT work and basically anything related. It pays the
bills and I enjoy it so I'm happy with that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
As implied by my previous answer I'm good with computers and
electronics. It's perhaps a dry subject for most but I find myself
to be a bit of a "nerd" so the topic fascinates me. Just don't
refer to me as a "geek" (as in geeksquad) as the term has a bit of
a negative connotation (originating from the German word Gecken,
among other translations it is a circus performer who bites the
heads off of chickens to entertain crowds. eww.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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for books I would say anything by H. P. Lovecraft and the obvious
corollary Cthlhu Mythos, for movies anything involving zombies from
the '70s through '90s, shows I would confess an affinity for anime,
and for food I would say I'll eat anything as long as it smells
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm not sure I can come up with six discreet things (how did they
come up with that number? it seems so arbitrary. like they just
threw down a 12 sided dice and rolled a 6 ._.) well obviously a
cell phone, the internet because hey I'm using it right now, my car
for transportation, and food? I'll say one thing is that I could
have done without this question as it seems too open ended and I'm
having trouble finishing it ._.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the future, what is to come considering Moore's Law and the
inevitable arrival of the limits of miniaturization at atomic
levels, alternative materials to silicon such as graphene. oh did I
mention that I'm a huge nerd?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
placid, if I'm lucky enjoying a date with a like minded individual,
oh don't let me scare you off with my talk of nerdiness. it is an
undeniable truth that I am a nerd, but I would consider that to be
an undercurrent to my personality rather than the driving force.
I'm what I would consider a nice guy, and enjoy the company of
other nice people c:
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
oh geez, you're really putting me on the spot here Mr. Website. I
don't really know what to say, other than feel free to ask me
anything and I promise an honest answer! Well that's sort of
cheating as I didn't really answer the question, so I'll say that
privately (just between you and me) I enjoy cuddling. I admit it,
and I'd do it again if I had to c:
You should message me if
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you just want someone to talk to, or are interested in striking up
a romantic relationship, with the possibility of it being a long
term one. I'm really not picky, so don't let anything about me
scare you off c:
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