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EigenHands

26 M Ponte Vedra Beach, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Unemployed
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hello. I would like you to know that the following paragraphs summarize the very essence of who I am. Weigh these words carefully as in doing so you weigh the value of my hungering fleeting mortal soul. Who knew the weight of words in this world, I only hope that those who did were not driven mad with anxiety. So you know, whatever.

I just think the idea of a summary is pretty silly.
But let us continue!

I am shy, and very adventurous. Sometimes I want to suck the life out of the world and climb to the top of Mt. Everest only to expel it into the harsh mountain winds. Sometimes I want to stay inside and read a book. Most of the time I don't want to do either of those things.

I love people, a lot. A lot. It's hard for me to express it in words. Sometimes I want to accept others for who they are, and that can conflict with who I am. I think a lot about why people do stuff, and even though I'll never really know, and sometimes what you find is kind of ugly and other times it's beautiful, i think we're all pretty sweet. Some of us are pretty scary, but there's still some chocolate egg hidden somewhere, most of the time.

Most of the time, I think people want to do the right thing, it's just not that simple. To say it's not that simple isn't even doing it justice because I don't believe in objective morality anyway; but hey now, just let it lay there all undefined and worbally, this is just some short summary thing.

I switch between being pretty serious and being extremely sarcastic a lot, because I like teasing people.

I'm introverted.

I value empathy in myself and others.

I don't complain about almost anything, but I still respect people who feel strongly about things. I want to embrace their passion.

I read a lot of things, and sometimes I'm pretty interested in a lot of things--biology, math, physics, music, history, etc.

I'm extremely curious about almost everything some of the time.

I can play piano, violin, trumpet, and guitar. Some of them not very well, others not very good.

To me the function of words is to express meaning, so i almost couldn't care less about misspellings or grammatical errors as long as the intended meaning is conveyed.

I really liked Oyasumi Punpun .
What I’m doing with my life
I'm interested in Machine learning. It's basically using data to try to predict the future, or figure out what a certain object is in a picture, or recommend you a book, or find synonyms for the word 'micturate'...or something... I'm pretty bad at explaining it which means that I probably don't understand it that well.

For instance, reading a bunch of suicide notes and predicting whether a new note is a suicide note or not is an example of a possible machine learning task. So is recommending you a dvd to watch on netflix or a book to buy on amazon. Or predicting the price of a stock on the stock market.

Whatever I do, I want to make a big positive difference in the world. Life isn't about me--there are a lot of things that are way more important than me, and I should strive to do big things with that in mind.
I’m really good at
being humble⸮

No really, this question is too hard.
I'm not exceptionally good at anything, and that's the truth.

(⸮ represent!
See how humble I am?
(wow okcupid took away sarcastomarks, kill me please⸮ ))

This question makes me uncomfortable
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea. Maybe that i'm quiet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I Who Have Never Known Men, Brave New World, Enders Game series, Harry Potter series.

I don't read much manga at all, but I really like Oyasumi Punpun. Really, very much enjoy, my joy flows in excess, A++, would redefine who i was only to capture the attention of a heroin addict(the highest form of adulation). I feel a deep emotional connection to those pieces of paper. Aku no Hana (The Flowers of Evil) is okay too.

Movies: Paprika, Amile, The Graduate, GATTACA, GoodWill Hunting, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Truman Show, Moulin Rouge, Fight Club

Music: I like all kinds of music, but i'm very picky. Here are some songs: Teardrop, Somebody That I Used To Know, Girl in the Byakkoya, Hey Ya, Animal, Fidelity, Us, Creep, Oxford Comma, White Sky, Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa, Toxic, Flagpole Sittah, Viva la vida, Commissioning a Symphony in C, Claire de Lune, Don't let's start, The Entertainer, Major Tom(coming home), Bourgeois Shangri-la, Baby's on fire, Chopin's Ballade #1, Sleepyhead. Regina Spektor.

Shows: I really liked Death Note. A++ show. I'm kind of ashamed to admit it cause it's kinda childish, but I also really like the witty dialogue and character development in ~monogatari.

Food: I have a weird food allergy to sulfites. Because of this I can't drink alcohol and am scared of most foods. Oh well.
The six things I could never do without
Probably some things that I would never suspect.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I like to have imaginary conversations with people where I say something especially insightful or clever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Every friday night I stand in the middle of the street and I imagine i'm in San Francisco, standing above the bay on the edge of the golden gate bridge. The wind emits a quiet howl as it creeps across the bay and soaks into my skin. There are no cars, but as I stand there people gather; not around me, but with me. Softly we begin to hum until the sound seems to come from everywhere, drowning out all thought. The presence of that moment is deafening. Anyway, then we all leave and maybe I stop by a burrito shop or something-- BUT later that week I notice a ringing in my ears and consider that maybe it's best if I stop going to these meetings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Personally, relationships are a huge commitment. If i'm serious about someone I will devote a lot of my energy towards them because I love them. At the same time I have a deep urge to do something "big". I'm not sure I have enough time/am able to pursue both a relationship and my lifetime goals. I am afraid I will do neither out of fear or regret trying both.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
some combination of these apply:

You are looking for someone to go on adventures with. I will walk 500 miles to be the man who...etc.

You see a lot of beauty in the world in loneliness, sadness, joy and real raw human emotion.

You are okay with someone who is probably pretty damn weird and can be very excited, optimistic, energetic, and carefree but at the same time can be sad, depressing, sensitive, very serious, BORINGLY REALISTIC and overly analytical.

You have a strong appreciation for irony.

You would describe yourself as empathetic and loving.

You got a hole in your soul that can't be filled with a fancy bowl or some spankin new sole from scholes or finding a secret Swahilin skull of some sordid prince deep in the bowels of the earth

You know something about machine learning, functional analysis, convex optimization, statistics, etc. or want to learn more about this stuff. Study buddies pls ;_; It is lonely ;_; The winters are so harsh ;_;

You need some help or someone to talk to.