Writing in paragraph form is overrated. You don't want to read paragraph after paragraph about some internet loser and I don't feel like writing sentences with any logical cohesion so here's a bulleted list of stuff nobody cared to learn about me:

•I collect board games and video games
•I like science, especially Evolution and Parasitology, but am probably too dumb to get into it professionally.
•I really fucking hate PETA
•I don't have any tattoos, not even a butterfly on my ankle.
•I think Rube Goldberg machines are pretty cool.
•I am an Atheist and find religion to be pretty annoying.
•I also am not a fan of paranormal/mystic/holistic crap either.
•I was on the US special of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge but they didn't air any of my events, I'm only in crowd shots.
•I'm cheap and lazy
•I watch a lot of Mystery Science Theater 3000
•I collect zombie kung fu movies and old sci-fi posters
•I think smoking monkeys are the epitome of comedy.
•I like tapirs, hippos and armadillos
•I'm a trivia buff
•I think offensive humor is really funny.
•It annoys me that Vin Diesel has more pull in Hollywood than Bob Hoskins
•Furries just creep me the hell out.

I am caustic, nerdy, and totally awesome

•I run a bunch of websites, including CinemAIDS.com which reviews bad movies, CandleBookAndBell.com which has a lot of sin-based topics and Slothbot.com which is all about videogames.
•I would like to write some fiction and non-fiction books eventually.
•I am being kept down by the man, who demands that I pay my shitty student loans.

•Looking like Jimmy from short-lived UPN teen comedy show Breaker High (aka the fat guy in Reaper and, now, Mad Love)

i'm fat and my hair is pointy.

Top 5 Books:

1.Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Series - Douglas Adams

2.Neverwhere - Neil Gaiman

3.The Blind Watchmaker: Why the Evidence of Evolution Reveals a Universe Without Design - Richard Dawkins

4.High Fidelity by Nick Hornby

5.Parasite Rex by Carl Zimmer

Top 5 Movies:

1. Happiness

2. Army of Darkness

3. Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

4. Ichi the Killer

5. Brazil

Top 5 Bands:

1. Supersuckers

2. Turbonegro

3. Ramones

4. The Queers

5. Beatnik Termites

as for food, anything with meat suffices.

video games, computer, internet, pornography, meat, explosions

i think about video games, money, awful movies, broads, science, get rich quick schemes, scams

whacking it?

I like depeche mode. shut up.

well, according to ok cupid I'm sloppy, crude, unemotional, disorganized, unathletic, politically retarded and impure.

so, summing up, i am a complete and total cockfuck.

so if you don't mind talking to complete cockfucks, and like people who make up their own vulgarities, by all means, drop me a line. aim: CCStyles1