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EinZweiDreiFehr

26 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really need to re-write this whole thing. To tell you the truth I don't even know what I want any more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finding a place. Finding people. Making an ass out of myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A lot of things. If you want to know specifics, ask me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm bald. With a goatee. And I try to make people laugh.

Yes. You can rub my head. No. You aren't the first person to ask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm the kind of person who wishes he could experience first-hand what goes on in 80's heavy metal album covers.

Wow... How can a person boil down their favorite experiences to just a few choices? I haven't been able to sit and read a book for a while now, so that question is out. I really appreciate a well made movie, and my tastes range from anything by Pixar to crazy over-the-top action flicks. I mostly listen to hard rock or metal, but I will listen to anything except new rap and country. I hate country music... And food? Well, I love to cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six? Sheesh. There's a lot I can do without. There's not a lot I take for granted, and as sad as it may seem, I'm prepared to lose anything at any given time. It's not like I want to lose anything, but I'll be quick to accept it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. My life. Games. Food. Money. School. Music. Fun. People. Consequences. Plans. Interactions. Lots of other things, as well.

Also taffy. Sweet delicious taffy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Define "typical." I barely even know what I'm going to be doing tomorrow let alone every Friday.

I'm trying to get out more, though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me a question. There's very little I won't talk about.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel like it. I like conversation as long as it's interesting.

If I looked at your profile, there's a good chance I want to talk to you but couldn't find a conversation starter that wasn't awkward. The things I say make it seem like I have perpetual foot-in-mouth disease.