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Einlanzer17

31 M Schertz, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a laid back guy that just tries have a good time doing whatever it is I'm doing at the time. I like staying healthy, so I spend a good amount of time working out, running, swimming (Until I swallow like 9 gallons of what I hope is just chlorinated water and give up) and playing volleyball/soccer/whatever else is going on. I also spend an embarrassing amount of time nerding out on the internet. Quit looking at me like that, I'm not proud of it.

I was born in North Dakota, and I'm a northerner at heart. Snow, if you're reading this, I miss snowboarding on you, but I don't miss you piling up 6 inches thick on my car which makes me have to remedy that before I go to school every morning for like 8 months. I've replaced you with 100 degree heat for 8 months out of the year. It's not you, it's me. Stop calling.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a freelance sports video camera operator, which basically means I sit around and wait for an email to pop up from someone asking me to work for them. I've been going to Austin 5-10 times a month to work with the Longhorn Network to film UT games, and I run camera for the Spurs games here in SA.
I’m really good at
Random trivia games, making jokes in any given situation, my job, efficiently planning out my route through HEB to spend the least amount time there as possible, leaving more valuable seconds to rewatch Scrubs on Netflix for like the 20th time.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair I guess, there aren't many redheads in San Antonio. That and the height make for one huge ginger.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite TV Shows: Scrubs, House, Dexter, Psych, Daily Show, South Park, Simpsons, It's Always Sunny, 30 Rock, Community, Mad Men, Mystery Science Theather 3000, How I Met Your Mother, Game of Thrones

Music: My Itunes collection is a scary, confusing place, filled with corny '90s love ballads, awesome '80s pop music, strange versions of classical music, and whatever else makes my insides happy at any given moment. Psh, whatever, I enjoy it, quit judging me, jerk.

Movies: House of Flying Daggers, Zoolander, Top Gun, the Bourne trilogy, The Princess Bride, Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, Gladiator, Oldboy, Casino Royale, Seven, Shoot 'em Up, Smokin' Aces, Tropic Thunder, V for Vendetta, Wanted, The Avengers and some others I can't remember at the moment.
The six things I could never do without
Family
Camera work
iTunes
Fruit Snacks
Peanut Butter
Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the people that live above me feel the need to practice clogging at 3 AM.

Why Val Kilmer doesn't get more work.

Why people are upset when I pick "Love is a Battlefield" by Pat Benatar on the jukebox at bars. She stopped domestic abuse with her dance moves. The woman has powers.

Why Career Point thinks those commercials are suitable for air.

How McDonald's is still in business after serving astroturf in a bag for the last 50 years.

Why it isn't socially acceptable for a man to eat fruit snacks by the box. They're delicious, people, just accept it and move on.

How Tejano bands have released the same song over and over and continue to make money off of it.

Why my right pinky toe has almost no toenail. Where the hell did it go? Did someone steal it? Is there a black market for something like that? Sounds like an underachieving episode of CSI to me.

Why the Missed Connections section on Craigslist is so damn hilarious. "My finger grazed your boob in line at Las Palapas, and I think we made a real connection. Tell me what shirt I was wearing so we can make babies."
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, out with friends, or wasting the last precious moments of my youth at home. You know, the usual.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love Kenny G. Yeah, I said it. His soothing saxophone melodies take all my worries away. I'm not saying it has to be the new soundtrack to your life, but come on, give the man a shot. He'll warm your heart.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're someone I'd enjoy spending time with.

Also, if you find this video hilarious, and at least a little bit beautiful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM&feature=plcp