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ElBorracho

34 / M / Straight / Seeing someone

San Diego, California

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Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Dislikes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English, Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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I am a rock, an island, and the walrus.

My Self-Summary

Full disclosure: I'm seeing Jessimuhka and we're very happy together. Most of the time.

I'm a big geek. I live on the internet, I read comics, I love Star Wars and I refuse to leave the house on Fridays until Doctor Who is over.

On the other hand, I can be a regular guy when the cameras are rolling. I like football (but I LOVE the Chicago Bears), music, film, and booze. I can hold up my end of the conversation at parties, bars, and work when these topics are in play.

Sometimes, I even show the occasional flash of culture: I enjoy Shakespeare, and when I can afford it, I like to go to the theatre.

Long story short, I'm pretty adaptable. It's a survival mechanism...

***NOTE: I should point out that I don't hate pets, I'm just incredibly allergic to them.***

What I’m doing with my life

Retrofitting.

I’m really good at

Trivial Pursuit. Keeping secrets. Remembering birthdays. Picking out gifts. Operating a slow cooker. Picking locks with a credit card.

The first things people usually notice about me

I wear black T-Shirts and blue jeans almost exclusively.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Adventures in the Screen Trade, Watchmen, Kingdom Come, Planet of the Apes, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Klay, The Devil in the White City, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, MacBeth, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas



Movies: The Empire Strikes Back, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, The Incredibles, Iron Man, The Wrestler, Super Troopers, Superman, Memento, the James Bond series, Borat, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead,



TV: The Simpsons, Lost, Doctor Who, The Boondocks, The Venture Bros., Robot Chicken, Football Night In America, Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Reno 911!, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, The Colbert Report, Pushing Daisies (R.I.P.)



Music: The Beatles, Pixies, Muse, Gorillaz, Ash, Sammy Davis Jr., The Damned, The Sex Pistols, The Who, Johnny Cash, U2, Portishead, The Kinks



Food: Pizza. Cheeseburgers. California Burritos. Chicken Teriyaki. Fried Chicken. Orange Chicken. Yellow Chicken Curry. Pho. Lamb shawarma. BBQ Pork. Grilled Cheese sandwiches.

The six things I could never do without

Loved ones. My iPod nano. The internet. booze. chaser.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

what's around the corner. In the figurative and literal senses.

On a typical Friday night I am

At the movies and/or the bar.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I am for the most part a straight man, but I enjoy musicals and cooking shows quite a bit.

You should message me if

You're not in danger of falling off the wagon. You don't talk while watching movies in a theater (trailers are fair game). You know of good, cheap eats and good watering holes in San Diego (and sometimes LA).