Full disclosure: I'm seeing Jessimuhka and we're very happy together. Most of the time.

I'm a big geek. I live on the internet, I read comics, I love Star Wars, and I am unapologetic about watching Doctor Who online before it airs on American Television.

On the other hand, I can be a regular guy when I have to. I like football (but I LOVE the Chicago Bears), music and film. I can hold up my end of the conversation at parties, bars, and work when these topics are in play.

I also enjoy cooking quite a bit.

Sometimes, I even show the occasional flash of culture: I enjoy Shakespeare, and when I can afford it, I like to go to the theatre.

Long story short, I'm pretty adaptable. It's a survival mechanism...

***NOTE: I should point out that I don't hate pets, I'm just incredibly allergic to them.***

Figuring out my place in the world, just like everybody else.

Excel. Outlook. Googling. Trivial Pursuit. Keeping secrets. Remembering birthdays. Picking out gifts. Operating a slow cooker. Picking locks with a credit card.

The T-Shirt I'm wearing is ridiculous.

Books: Adventures in the Screen Trade, Watchmen, Kingdom Come, Planet of the Apes, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Klay, The Devil in the White City, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, MacBeth, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Movies: The Empire Strikes Back, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, The Incredibles, Iron Man, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Super Troopers, Superman, Memento, the James Bond series, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead,

TV: Community, 30 Rock, Big Love, The Simpsons, Doctor Who, The Boondocks, The Venture Bros., The Daily Show, Robot Chicken, Conan, Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Young Justice, Onion News Network, Portlandia, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, The Colbert Report

Music: Muse, Gorillaz, The Beatles, The Damned, The Sex Pistols, The Who, Johnny Cash, U2, My Chemical Romance, The Kinks, The Clash

Food: Pizza. Cheeseburgers. California Burritos. Chicken Teriyaki. Fried Chicken. Orange Chicken. Yellow Chicken Curry. Pho. Lamb shawarma. BBQ Pork. Grilled Cheese sandwiches.

Loved ones. My cell phone. The internet. An I pod. Pen. Notebook.

what's around the corner. In the figurative and literal senses.

At the movies, a friend's house, or at happy hour.

When I created this profile, I was drinking way more heavily than I should have. I've mellowed, but I'm not in recovery or anything like that.

You don't talk while watching movies in a theater (trailers are fair game). You know of cheap eats and good watering holes in San Diego (and sometimes LA and SF).