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34 Leipzig, Germany Man


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  • Ages 22-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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Last online
Sep 11, 2014
6' 7" (2.00m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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wakka wakka
What I’m doing with my life
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we need
I’m really good at
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more dakka
The first things people usually notice about me
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Oh hey, its you! Whats up?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Short History of Nearly Everything / Darwins Watch, The man from Earth / Avengers / House of Flying Daggers, Game of Thrones / BSG minus last few eps. / Black Books, Can get in the mood for pretty much any music but dont really care, Soylent Green.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses, Coffeine, Ears (x2), All civilatory advances since approx 3000 BC.

Pants in public punk in drublic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Honestly? Ofc the most time I spend thinking about sciency work stuff, if were talking pure percentage of the day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie, winding down from work, playing Vidyagaems, reading the Internet.

Occasionally going out for a beer, but ive got pretty low tolerance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like turtles
You should message me if
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Fog lifts from the harbor, dawn goes down to day
An agent crests the shadows of the nearby alleyway
Piles of broken bricks, sign posts on the path
Every moment points towards the aftermath

Sailors straggle back from their nights out on the town
Hopeless urchins from the city gather round
Spies from imperial China wash in with the tide
Every battle heads toward surrender towards both sides

And I am coming home to you
With my own blood in my mouth
And I am coming to you
If it's the last thing that I do

Elves move in the tower, wolves howl in the hills
Chalk marks show up on a few high windowsills
And a rabbit gives up somewhere, and a dozen hawks descend
Every moment leads toward its own sad end

Ships loosed from their moorings capsize and then they're gone
Sailors with no captains watch awhile and then move on
And an agent crests the shadows and I head in her direction
All roads lead toward the same blocked intersection

I am coming home to you
With my own blood in my mouth
And I am coming to you
If it's the last thing that I do

(c) John Darnielle

Pretentious bullshit is the new color of the season!

If you are OCD enough to find the missing linebreak on this page.