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ElNinjaDelFuego

32 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Persian (Poorly), German (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
DC native who moved to NYC years ago, tried moving elsewhere, but still came back to NYC. This is my home.

I like comic books and horror. Tacos.... oranges.... stuff.

I also like the misfits, video games, oranges,ninja turtles. Your general geek stuff.

I fucking love museums. Seriously. Museums are the best.

I want to eat some tacos made of pure joy.

I have lived in quite a few different countries (hence speaking a few languages poorly). I actually got my misfits tattoo during a hamburg biker rally for the german hell's angels. Fun stuff.

I do like talking to people a lot. It takes a few minutes to get out of my shell, but I will talk your ear off.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I run a fast food blog for fun. Check them out:

Fastfoodhut.com

Being an art monkey for companies that need photoshops and the illustrators and the whatnot... Other than that? Constantly looking for more work.

Currently also working at a pet store where I get to pet many many dogs. I also give them treats, they fucking love it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing video games. Eating. Chewing. Walking. Falling over. General stupid stuff. I have a thing for making dumb little sculptures out of paperclips. I can draw and paint as well.

I've got a head full of bad cult movies as well, horror and exploitation cinema in particular. If you know your Stewart Gordon and George Romero, then you're aces in my book.

I've also got an insane talent for remembering trivia and comic book stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My curly hair. Black t-shirts. My big weird glasses that don't fit my head and my weird almost slanted eyes. Most people just try to guess what race i am. I have a list, here goes:

Afghan/Chinese/Mongolian/Irish/Scottish/French/Italian/Oneida Iroqui/Mic-Mac

Yeah, mutt basically.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book - American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis and Speed Tribes by Karl Taro. Started and finished the barsoom series again recently, now reading all the pulp I can.

Movie - John Woo's A Better Tomorrow, Re-Animator, Dawn of the Dead.

Music - GWAR!!!!!!! Anything by the Misfits, Danzig, Crimson Ghosts, Mister Monster, your general horrorpunk geek stuff. Coheed and cambria is a favorite as well. I once fell asleep listening to them a dreamt of space battles an crazy space wars. I was hooked at that moment. I absolutely love Queen. First CD/Tape/Album/ANYTHING I got was Queen's It's A Kind of Magic aka The Highlander soundtrack. I've listened to it on every format backwards and forwards inside and out. Also, I fucking love Oingo Boingo.

Foods - BBQ Ribs, Bulgogi, Tacos... Did you know you can get korean tacos? Totally combines all three. No shit. I also love authentic Ramen and Takoyaki.

Tv - mst3k, wrestling (all forms, leagues, federations. I was an amateur and pro wrestler for a good portion of my life. I also love Lucha libre and puroresu), Star Trek, dexter, breaking bad, ninja turtles (not kidding), walking dead, american horror story.
One of my favorite shows of all time is Forever Knight. If you know it, and this song takes you back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EH7BI0rHIE

Then you're already a person after my own heart.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Video games, pencils, comic books, books, and food. Oh, and water. Simply because we die without it.

I'd add computer to the mix, but I'd like to think I'd be able to survive without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why earwax pisses me off so much. It's like a I have a war with my own ears every morning.

I realized how shallow and bizarre that makes me look weird. I'll be honest, I think about lots of things. Comics, movie ideas, the future, technology. My mind races at thousands of miles per hour and jumps around very often.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find the holy grails of a VHS collection or seeing a movie at the sunshine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like tacos? Wait, that's not that private.

I was actually named after Jason vorhees. Yes, that one. My parents named me Jason because I was born on the 13th. If I wasn't, they were going to name me saki after my aunt.

I'm also not very photogenic. I'm not sure why this is. You don't get a good gauge of my height and width. I'm not very tall and I'm not very short. I'm middle of the road.

When I do shave properly, I model my beard after robocop's chin strap. Not kidding.

I wish I had straight hair.

I seem to be admitting a lot of private things.

I'm pretty open. Most questions people have I have no problem answering. I've been told my life story is interesting. I tend to be very quiet and shy at first though.
You should message me if
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You're looking to hang out and do stuff. I'm always exploring the city. I like to just walk around New York discovering new foods sights and sounds. If you're into that, we'll have a good time.

Also you MUST love Elvis or be interested in getting into Elvis. Elvis is the king for a reason, little mama.