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ElPasoGringo

30 M El Paso, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Military
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am not dating material. Just to be clear, I am not looking for a serious relationship or commitment. Great friends cool, fwb's are cool too but nothing beyond maybe some casual dating if beyond platonic.

I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to put up here really. I imagine most people are trying to sell themselves but that sort of gives me the impression of trying to be a used car dealer: "hey look at me, I've got low miles and I'm realiable!"

I'm weird. Maybe it had something to do with growing up poor and eating all those tasty paint chips coming off my basement walls in NYC.

Curiosity is generally what drives me. Spent a lot of time opening up appliances growing up to see what was inside. Was never really good at putting everything back together.

My humor is inappropriate. I make racist jokes about anyone, especially my own. I can, however, enjoy doing most anything.

Simply existing has never been enough. I've always had to do -something- in my life. I've travelled the world and plan on going for another lap. I've started and lost my own business. I've been a bomb squad team leader for the last three years or so, but I'm done later this year. Being happy to me has been doing things most people either dream of or fear and making great stories; taking awesome pictures. Getting out of the army simply opens my possibilities to the next things I'll do. I have a lot of options, and I just do whatever interests me the most.

Hell, if I met someone cool and able to travel once I'm out of the army, that'd be pretty awesome. A passport would be a must though. As of right now I just drive around the US a lot. Gas is a bit expensive(I drive a big truck), but I love seeing new scenery and I love just getting lost in the woods. If I lived close to a forest I'd eat venison about a third of the year. Checking out MN and WA as two possible end points for when I get out to buy a house, but will probably disappear in South America or Asia for a few months.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing some research on what to do down the road. Now that this one is coming to an end, figure I'll do something completely different after I'm out.

On a weekly basis? Work, shoot, play some video games and hang out with buds. I honestly have no crazy responsibilities anymore and it feels kind of nice.
I’m really good at
Improvising I think. Not much you can't fix with duct tape in a pinch.

Absorbing information. If it interests me, I know something about it.

Just having fun doing most anything in general
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on what they see or hear first? I laugh loud. I do karaoke shamelessly. I've lost bets where I have to cross dress downtown. So, yeah.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: can't read

Movies: I'm also blind

Shows: game of thrones.

Music: whatever feels right at the time. EDM?

Food: whatever I cook.
The six things I could never do without
1) ambition
3) family
4) freedom to pursue happiness
5) humor
6) friends
7) food
A lot of stuff I'd hate to give up actually.( and yes I left out 2 on purpose)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about all sorts of stuff, from crazy dreams I have to our government and what I'm making for dinner.

Snowboarding.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on company. Out and about or, at home, probably cooking, or reading. I'm pretty flexible with my list of "fun things to do". I might climb a mountain one day just to get a few good shots of nature, and the next weekend I might just stay at home, just because I want to. I'm pretty split down the middle about going out or staying in. A few friends were over at my house a few nights back and some of them had never shot a gun before. So, at around 1am, we took out some mannequins , and I taught them some basic marksmanship in the dead of night. Good times.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The last time I was in thailand(been there twice now), my friend froggy took me to a charity event. I couldn't read any of the signs, but it was too late for me by the time I realized I was being auctioned off as a charity date. I ended up being another mans date for the night, and things got, weird. Good times. I'm probably going back for an extended stay next year.

Actually, my team leader last deployment bargained me for a case of whiskey a few cartons of cigarettes and a big blunt. I just realized that I'm internationally a high value hooker. And that men around me want to sell me into sex slavery... Great.

This is my life, good to the last drop.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think we would have fun together, even platonically.

You want to get weird together :)

If you like: guns, hunting, photography, cooking, travel, science, medicine and/or movies. Music is cool too, but I don't listen to any -one- genre exclusively, and I don't live by music, it's just usually nice to have. Except when you're stalking deer or boar. Then quiet is better.