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El_Fitzador

31 M Emeryville, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm interested in harm reduction and the law. A recent law school graduate. Hopefully I can use my education to make the world a better place (he says, naively).

I try not to take myself too seriously.

I enjoy the rain (I'm originally from Northeast Ohio, where it rains several times throughout the year, unlike here, where it rains only in the winter).

I love thunderstorms.

I enjoy cooking with my cast-iron skillet. I say "old-timey."

I like pub trivia.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
One day, I'll help people!

I am the treasurer of my local needle exchange. We distribute clean syringes to injection-drug users. We also provide information and education about safe injection and safe sex practices.

Cooking delicious food.

But what is any of us doing with our lives right now? As it turns out, being an adult involves a lot of making things up as you go.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing things, eating spicy food, walking fast, bad puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is how thin I am. No, seriously, I'm skinnier than anyone you've met. But I'm assured that will change one of these days.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
No absolute favorites; here are some that come immediately to mind:

Shows: I've pared down my shows to the following: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Dexter, and Orange Is the New Black, though the last one I watched in about a week.
Book: Invisible Man. Ralph Ellison, not H.G. Wells.
Movie: The Lives of Others, of course. It's only the best movie ever made.
Music: The Killers, The Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel.
Food: Burritos. Also, whatever I can conjure up from Cook's Illustrated. The more cheese, the better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Someone fun to talk to (that would be you)
2. Books
3. Food
4. Bacon (a type of food)
5. Coffee/Beer (two sides of the same coin, really)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Constitution. How to fix the world. What I should be doing with my life. What's up with Barack Obama and all the empty promises that were made to me? What will replace capitalism as we approach the end of capitalism's time on Earth (hey, feudalism lasted about 600 years; we're about due for a change by that calendar). Things I could be cooking, and as a corollary, how much cheese really is "too much." What kind of pizza I would like to eat next. Why all of the public transit agencies in the area don't merge into a single, unified transit district. What other TV shows that guy I saw on that one TV show has been in; I swear I know him from somewhere.

And, newly added to this list, "Geez, am I thirty already?"

UPDATE: I figured out who that guy was! It's either him, or him, or him, or him.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out? It's usually nothing special. Frequently engaging in post-law review happy hour.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sing Broadway show tunes in the shower.
Lately, I'm into crossword puzzles.
If this law thing doesn't work out, I'll be a restaurant critic or get into puppetry.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interesting, you think some of the above tidbits are interesting, and you're kind of a nerd.

Also, if you're Aubrey Plaza from Parks and Recreation, Jennifer Lawrence, or Jessica Williams from The Daily Show, you should message me immediately.