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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 29
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A refugee from the Heart of Dixie, I recently hit the six-year mark here. Am I a New Yorker yet?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an alien sent to perform reconnaissance before the imminent invasion. Don't say I didn't warn you.

My cover story:

By day, tutor in Math, English, and test prep at a school in East Harlem and in homes across the city. By night, theater artist (writer/producer/actor) and more recently, illustrator. Currently working on adapting a play I wrote into a graphic novel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rising to the occasion. Eating. Drawing. Learning. Video games. Assembling IKEA furniture. Carcassone. Dancing, once in a blue moon. Other things, I'd hope.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You look like that guy from Saturday Night Live!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
His Dark Materials, Cloud Atlas, Blood Meridian, Gravity's Rainbow, Disgrace, Freedom, The Sun Also Rises, On The Road, How to Live Safely in A Science Fictional Universe, Brave New World, The Road, Super Sad True Love Story, The Crying of Lot 49, Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clarke

Graphic Novels:
Watchmen, Asterios Polyp, V for Vendetta, Sandman, Preacher, Alan Moore's Swamp Thing, Blankets, Black Hole, Local, Scott Pilgrim, just about anything by Paul Pope, Brian K Vaughan or Grant Morrison

The Fountain, City of God, Koyaanisqatsi, Apocalypse Now, Adaptation, The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Oldboy, The Incredibles, The Life Aquatic, The Fall, Delicatessen, The Wrestler, Ran, Bronson, Dark City, Speed Racer (don't judge)

The Wire (yes I'm one of those Wire acolytes, deal with it), Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Louie, Broad City, Orange is the New Black -- you know, the good stuff

Is best live. The long list includes: Radiohead, Menomena, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Dirty Projectors, Wolf Parade, The Dodos, Tom Waits, Arcade Fire, The National, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Titus Andronicus, Modest Mouse, Okkervil River, The Beatles, The Flaming Lips, the Eels, Owen Pallett, New Order, Kanye, the Magnetic Fields, Beck, Tame Impala, Janelle Monae, Joanna Newsom, LCD Soundsystem, Suckers, Velvet Underground, Twin Shadow, the Roots, Wild Beasts, Gang Gang Dance, Beirut, St. Vincent, Frank Ocean, Run The Jewels, Purity Ring, and on and on

Variety is the spice of life, but if I had to pick 3, then maybe sushi, burritos, and pizza. Good pizza. I really like everything though. Except pickles. Fuck pickles. Is that offensive? On the upside, I'm a big fan of people who will take said pickles off my hands, so don't be hatin' just because you're a pickle aficionado. This has potential.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My brain
A creative outlet
Interesting people
Comfortable shoes
Something to look forward to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever piece of art I'm working on at the moment. Or what the next one might be.

Inexplicable, nigh impossible coincidences. This city is much stranger than we give it credit for.

Food. Sex. The basics.

The way we live our lives - city vs. nature, technological civilization vs. the life of the land, and how to reconcile those two in a place like New York.

Whether using "nigh" in an OkCupid profile makes me sound ridiculous.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really enjoy "your mom" jokes.

Also, I can read your tarot.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're brilliant, beautiful, some sort of an artist, enjoy traveling, passionate but take life in stride, have something to say for yourself, equally up for a party or a deep discussion about, like, gravity or anarchy or flying fish (seriously - FLYING FISH - just think about that for a second) or something.

Or maybe you just want to? That works too.