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El_Mazero

28 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A refugee from the Heart of Dixie, I've been in New York for five years now, and I'm pretty sure I'm not escaping any time soon.

I try to push myself past my comfort zone whenever possible - life's too boring not to go adventuring. The highlight of my life to this point may have been jumping out of a plane at 10,000 feet.

When I was a kid, I taught my pet beta fish to jump out of the water like Shamu.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an alien sent to perform reconnaissance before the imminent invasion. Don't say I didn't warn you.

My cover story:

By day, tutor in Math, English, and test prep at a school in East Harlem and in homes across the city. By night, theater artist (writer/producer/actor) and more recently, illustrator. In the the last year, I illustrated a book of "graphic poetry" and wrote a play about cannibalism. Currently sniffing out my next move.

Like every summer, I fight an ongoing struggle between my love of New York and my desire to walk the earth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rising to the occasion. Eating. Drawing. Learning. Video games. Assembling IKEA furniture. Carcassone. Dancing, once in a blue moon. Other things, I'd hope.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You look like that guy from Saturday Night Live!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
His Dark Materials, Cloud Atlas, Blood Meridian, Gravity's Rainbow, Disgrace, Freedom, The Sun Also Rises, On The Road, How to Live Safely in A Science Fictional Universe, Brave New World, The Road, Super Sad True Love Story, The Crying of Lot 49, Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clarke

Graphic Novels:
Watchmen, Asterios Polyp, V for Vendetta, Sandman, Preacher, Alan Moore's Swamp Thing, Blankets, Black Hole, Local, Scott Pilgrim, just about anything by Paul Pope, Brian K Vaughan or Grant Morrison

Movies:
The Fountain, City of God, Koyaanisqatsi, Apocalypse Now, Adaptation, The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Oldboy, The Incredibles, The Life Aquatic, The Fall, Delicatessen, The Wrestler, Ran, Bronson, Dark City, Speed Racer (don't judge)

Shows:
The Wire (yes I'm one of those Wire acolytes, deal with it), Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, I'm just beginning to get into Louie, but damn, it's good!

Music:
Is best live. The long list includes: Radiohead, Menomena, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Dirty Projectors, Wolf Parade, The Dodos, Tom Waits, Arcade Fire, The National, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Titus Andronicus, Modest Mouse, Okkervil River, The Beatles, The Flaming Lips, the Eels, Owen Pallett, New Order, the Magnetic Fields, Beck, Tame Impala, Janelle Monae, Joanna Newsom, LCD Soundsystem, Suckers, Velvet Underground, Twin Shadow, the Roots, Wild Beasts, Gang Gang Dance, Beirut, St. Vincent, Frank Ocean.

Food:
Variety is the spice of life, but if I had to pick 3, then maybe sushi, burritos, and delicious pizza. I really like everything though. Except pickles. Fuck pickles. Sorry if that's offensive. On the upside, I'm a big fan of people who will take said pickles off my hands, so don't be hatin' just because you're a pickle aficionado. This has potential.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
A brain
A creative outlet
Interesting people
Comfortable shoes
Something to look forward to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever piece of art I'm working on at the moment. Or what the next one might be.

Inexplicable, nigh impossible coincidences. This city is much stranger than we give it credit for.

Food. Sex. You know, the basics.

The way we live our lives - city vs. nature, technological civilization vs. the life of the land, and how to reconcile those two in a place like New York.

Whether using "nigh" in an OkCupid profile makes me sound ridiculous.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
altered.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really enjoy "your mom" jokes.

Also, I can read your tarot.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're brilliant, beautiful, some sort of an artist, enjoy traveling, passionate but take life in stride, have something to say for yourself, equally up for a party or a deep discussion about, like, gravity or anarchy or flying fish (seriously - FLYING FISH - just think about that for a second) or something.

Or maybe you just want to? That works too.