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El_Pollo_Grande

29 F Athens, Greece

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Greek (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), French (Okay), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Generally a happy person. Fun loving, curious. You will insta like me. I will insta decide if your company pleases me. Pretty confident. I have a superpower; I see through ALL the bullshit. I like tattoos. I like people that stand out. I like coffee a lot. I smoke a lot too.
What I’m doing with my life
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING. But that's ok.
I'm on a horse. Espionage. Contraband.

edit: I got a pretty clear idea of what I'm doing now, thanks. It involves me, me and me. Mostly.
I’m really good at
Playing dead, rolling over and fetching.
Also a great cook, even though I usually eat crap when I'm alone.
I can remember scents and flavors. I can make you smile. I love long deep conversations. Overanalysing is my thing, let it go.
The first things people usually notice about me
My cape. It's white and looks longer than your average cloak or cape.
When I smile, someone said to me once, my face looks just like a kitsune mask. I'm a cat. But you'll notice me. This, I guarantee.
I have a great sense of style and fashun. Take some tips from me.
I'm a fishy queen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: I don't read anymore, I'm way too busy for this.
movies: Τhumbsucker, Shortbus, Superstar, Closer, Kill Bills, Deathproof, Planet Terror, Conan, Donnie Darko, American Psycho, Little Miss Sunshine, Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda. ΤΖΟΝ ΡΑΜΠΟΟΥ.
music: From the dark and fiery pits of hell, with a touch of pink.
and food: I like good food. Sometimes I enjoy bad food too.
The six things I could never do without
some kind of expression of affection. sex. mascara. my scooter. my beloved Harpoon. tobacco.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why do girls laugh at inside jokes they don't get. WHY-OH-WHY?
I love mayonnaise. I will rennovate my kitchen. SOON.
βγάλε το αγγούρι απο τον κώλο. seriously. Get to know yourself.
great sex is important to me. how the fuck am I gonna make enough money to get new tattoos. it's an itchy feeling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Late-night eater. True story.
I don't like sharing food. Unless I'm crazy in love with you, then you can have it. There take it.
Anne Rice's novels. So good. I am now ashamed.
I like bewbz and girls in general.

Σας βαριεμαι ολους οικτρα.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
you have a burning beard or you are willing to grow one.
you are aware of the fact that "Then" is used as a time expression, whereas "Than" is used for comparisons.
Also: your/ you're
Also: their/ there/ they're. Don't do it.
I delete all messages starting with "hi", "hey", "hola".
Casual sex is what I'm after. Just be nice. I won't sext you. It doesn't work for me.
If you're a basic bitch, don't message me. I don't talk to peasants.
Fuck you I say.
message me if you're not Greek so we can get this thing over with.