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23 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:33pm
Black, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Ever notice how a lot of people always put smiley faces after insults? I mean, are they trying to soften the blow? Make me feel better? Shit's confusing

Hi, I'm El_Sushi_Fiend and my 3 favourite things in the world are long walks on the beach, commitment and changing myself.
Country boy with a hoodrat mentality.

I'm studying economics at the University of Ottawa and I have a constant craving for sushi. I ride my bike everywhere, often sipping on a 40 the entire way there.

Overly manly man over hur, I have found that the best cure for the common cold is a couple shots of whiskey and a greasy breakfast. This also works for hangovers. When not out and about, I lay around the house in track pants and hoodies, essentially, living out that trailer park life.

My best asset are my calves. They're awesome
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently in school degree-ing in economics with most of my electives going into political science.
I also enjoy trying to improve my general fitness level and as a quitting smoker, allow me to tell you, my lungs make me pay for whatever progress I make
I’m really good at
Reading the shit out of books ! I read it once and I can recount it just by looking at the cover.
I'm pretty decent at drums and the piano if I get back into it.
Get me in the kitchen with a good set of knives and some ingredients and I can pretty much cook anything. Cooking is one of my passions and I strive to learn a few new recipes a month. I'm working my way through Quebec desserts right now.
Painting and general writing. I belt out a short story a day and paint quite frequently. A way to alleviate school stress.

Quitting smoking apparently because I do it so often har har
The first things people usually notice about me
My crazy ass sexy eyes. There's like a 4 colour arrangement thing going on

And once I open my mouth, a lack of filter, a sense of humour and opinions and knowledge about most things but always willing to hear what everyone else has to say.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books : Metropolitan, The Saint, Freakanomics, whatever political or science magazine I get my hands on, Scott Pilgrim. Whatever new book Dan Abnett or Sandy Mitchell puts out. Albert Camus all up in this bitch, thinkin 'bout existentialism and shit

Music :
Cynic. Without a doubt my favourite band for the past year or so
Metal (and related stuff) Fall of Troy, Protest The Hero, Periphery, The Safety Fire, Whitechapel, Ill Nino, Cancer Bats, From First to Last, Amon Amarth, BMTH. Pierce The Veil, Killswitch Engage

Rap : Kendrick Lamar, A$AP Rocky, Shad, Schoolboy Q, Drake, Nujabes, Logic, Childish Gambino, Young Jeezy, MGK, Drake, Waka Flocka Flame, Chief Keef, Mac Miller
Jazz : the Seatbelts, Nujabes (instrumentals)
Dubstep : Modestep, Dubba Johny, Flux Pavillon, Deadmau5
Other : SHM, Cynic, The Submarines, Metric, motherfucking Christmas Music, Matt & Kim, Purity Ring
I'm going through a weird phase of liking Quebec folklore music. I don't get it, but I like it

Shows : Seinfeld, Archer, Game of Thrones, Shameless (US), The Boondocks, Mad Men, Californication
The six things I could never do without
(As you might guess) - Sushi
Trap Music
Da Internet

I spend a lot of time thinking about
How do I go about cleaning my room?

The future and to clarify, not my personal future because like life, it's up in the air. I mean like 2150 and what new technologies I'll be able to use to be even more awesome.
American politics
International Relations
Economics, The dismal science
Nerd stuff
how to waste my time efficiently (oxymoron right?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or studying or out drinking myself stupid
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My legs are probably nicer than yours ... like, my calves are straight up amazing
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you can stand someone that is passionate about subjects ranging from space, technology, economics, politics and a hefty dose of nerdery

u haz ok grammer

If you like sushi

You're not a Velociraptor in disguise

You can avoid the topic of politics until after the third date