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Eldritch_Cuddles

27 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 18, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey! I'm a pretty easy-going guy and I am a nerd. I like to dream of fantastical worlds and stories and characters that don't exist. I talk about robots and magic and movies and books and internet phenomena related to those things. I enjoy cooking and eating and cats. I have a great sense of humor and a spectacular command of what we in the biz call "sarcasm". I like hanging out at home but can be easily coerced to go on adventures!

If we start hitting it off, fair warning, I WILL fall in love with you. It's my cross to bear, and I know how to deal with it. Just a heads up!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently back at school full time and halfheartedly trying to work my way into the voice-acting business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with jokes and inventing concepts for video games/fiction novels/saturday morning cartoon shows. I am also relatively good with words. Grade-A Cat Snuggler.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People often seem to notice my deep radio-announcer-esque voice, as well as my sharp wit and strong eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have always been a fan of Neal Stephenson and a number of fantasy and science fiction titles. I also enjoy the pleasures of manga.

My film interests also include many things sci-fi and fantasy (ie: Star Wars, District 9, Legend), but I also like wacky comedies (ie: Top Secret, Monty Python, The Life Aquatic). I am an animation aficionado, and have many lofty opinions that I would be glad to discuss!

Musically I'm a great fan of folk, 80's pop, and "classic rock". My musical tastes seem to shift at times, and I'm somewhat open in that regard. Anything I can sing along to is a plus. (Foreigner, Simon and Garfunkel, Hall and Oates, the Decemberists, They Might Be Giants)

Foodwise, I'm not terribly picky except when it comes to meats- I like my meat in smaller quantities, very well-done, and heavily seasoned. I'm partial to Japanese, Thai, and Mexican cuisine, and I have an aversion to most non-fish residents of the sea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, cats, soy sauce, nerdy friends to talk to, public radio, and ~IMAGINATION~.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fantasy worlds created by myself or others, and how they could all be made better. Looting stuff after the apocalypse. Plot holes in children's cartoons.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Online, reading webcomics or making some of my own.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty trusting and you could totally take advantage of me if you flatter me enough. Or ask me for money. Or need me to help you move.
Also I am something like a 2 on the Kinsey scale. Some people probably find that important?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're big into cuddling and snarking during bad movies