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23 F Columbia, MO

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and very serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a person. I love kittens and rainbows and staying up 'til four in the morning playing video games. I'm a Star Trek fanboy, Marvel geek, and an aficionado of Victorian literature. I'm feminist. I'm a tomboy. I have more than a few girly moments. I'm butch and femme and everywhere in between. I'm a webcomic fanatic and blog addict. Copyeditor by day, superhero by night. Let's have a conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
I've recently graduated from MU with an English degree; minors in Sociology, Psychology, and a Multicultural Certificate. I'd like to go into publishing at some point in the future, but I'm currently working at an animal shelter and loving it!

I am looking for an adorable lady who enjoys smooches and cuddles, and maybe late-night Dr. Who marathons. :)
I’m really good at
Writing (or so I've been told), reading absurd amounts of books, dancing when I think nobody's looking, and being a dinosaur.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Jane Eyre, 18th and 19th British literature, Dostoevsky, Shakespeare, sci-fi, Ender's Game, Neil Gaiman and Orson Scott Card, Marvel comics, Batwoman, Fables.

Movies: I love movies that aren't predictable and actually make you think. I haven't really been able to find really astounding movies recently. I'm a big fan of Miyazaki films.

Music: Eclectic! I'll listen to just about anything.

Food: I'm not too terribly picky. I love food in general, excepting foods with a high vinegar content.

Does anybody actually read these? I imagine they'd be terribly boring/monotonous. "Oh, let me list every single book and band I've ever liked, EVER." As long as you can actually READ and are aware that food is vital to your health, I don't really feel it matters.

But hey, if nobody's reading this:

Once upon a time, there was a porcupine. She was the loneliest porcupine in the world. She had never had a single friend. Everyone in the forest was scared of her because they thought that she would shoot her sharp quills at them, and so they stayed away. The porcupine lived her life in solitude, longing only for a single hug.

One day, someone drifted over to her home. A visitor! Maybe a visitor who would want to be friends, and possibly even hug her! The porcupine was giddy with excitement, and set to tidying up her burrow.

Once her home was satisfactorily clean, the porcupine sauntered outside, trying to appear nonchalant. She pretended to not notice the visitor for a while, until...

"Oh!" said the porcupine, feigning surprise. "Whomever might you be?"

The stranger said nothing.

"You'll have to excuse me," the porcupine added, "I just don't get guests that often. Oh! Not to imply that I don't have friends, for I certainly do, it's just that they don't like to stop over to visit and--"

The stranger moved closer, startling the porcupine into silence.

"Well...well my, you certainly are...quiet, aren't you?" Held breath as she waited for the stranger's response.

He moved ever closer.

"Well, I--I just remembered that I left my...moth! Yes, I left my moth on! Hah, you know how they can get unless you...clip their toenails regularly. How foolish of me, I certainly can get quite forgetful, I'd better pop inside and"

The stranger moved still closer.

The six things I could never do without
1. Literature
2. Food
3. Sleep
4. Comics
5. Kittens
6. Liquid eyeliner
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Absurdly silly and unrelated things. Books that I would like to read. Books that I have already read. Girls. My friends. Feminism. Whether tying helium-filled balloons to a human/small animal would actually make them float. Breeds of cats. Makeup. Cars. My love/hate relationship with television.
On a typical Friday night I am
Crocheting my eyeballs out and/or hanging out with my friends.

I sometimes go out to clubs, and sometimes my friends and I will marathon ridiculous anime. I'm usually up for anything!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I collect Generation 1 My Little Pony Toys. My most valuable is a near-mint Mimic.

I'm pretty open about most everything. I guess if you want to know anything, just ask me!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You would like to talk to me/if you think I'm even moderately interesting. Priority is given to messages containing wit, proper spelling and grammar, something related to what I've disclosed thus far, or a combination thereof.

Please note: I am monogamous, and only interested in pursuing a monogamous relationship!